FUCKD BY GIANT DILDO!

rite so i end up in diz geezas car - long storee how i got ther an 2 tell ya truth cant rite remembar evryfing wot hapen cos i woz off ma face, high as a kite innit!

but sumhow i end up in dis car an fuck nows wer dis geeza takin me - i jus lookin owt da window an treez an shit goin past. i kno i woz feelin fckin horny an gotta massiv boner da hole time! i remmber rubbin me dick as we drivin along an geeza mustav notice cos he let go of weel wiv his left hand, stik it down me trakkys, pull me ard cock owt an start wankin it ard a few times - i woz finkin i aint evva seen it so fukcin big!

geeza drivin well fast an i keep wankin me dick. he lites up a smoke an parses it 2 me an i on such a rush.

next i fing i kno is we bak at some place, gess it woz geezaz flat. 1st time i gettin a good look at geeza an he not bad, kinda fit as it hapens. olda dan me - late 20s mayb? proppa tall, solid geeza. he dun take iz gear of, but looks like he work owt undaneeth an pakkin sum mussle. dun say much an dun giv much away - poker face innit! he lookin feerce in dark cap, and dark blue trakky bs, red footy top.

fraid i cant rember all bits wot hapen dat nite, but next fing he got me on dis matress in middal of dis skank room an he tyin me hands behind me bak - i 2 wasted 2 say no an defo up 4 sum kinky shit, but finkin dis is well dodg. sudden eez got dis massiv flesh lookin dildo...

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i aint seen me m8 blakey 4 like ages so got im ova last nite jus 2 ov us, lads 2getha like. ad a rite larf – he woz tellin me iz bird wont let im fuck er in da arse cos his cock way 2 big! An daz is a butt man an likes fukcin in da arse more dan fuckin pussy, an i shud no!

i tel im he shud ditch da bitch, cos if she aint takin it up da bum, she only arf a girlfrend innit! Lol!
we wotchd da film american pie an dat bit wer geeza drink glass of beer wiv cum in it cos he dun kno got cum in it – we woz pissin R selvs an we talkin bowt wot it wud tast like? i say fine, as long as it chilled! ha ha. blakey say he dun kno wot cum taste like, not even his own. I say how can u not kno wot ur own tast like? u gotta sample ur own stock innit cos so u kno wot it like 4 n e 1 sukkin u off!

blakey ask if i tastd me own an i say yeh, cors i av. an he sayin dat so gay, but i say nah, aint. maybe luvin urself a bit 2 much tho, an he larfin at dat. he ask wot it taste like an i say it taste sweet! he larfin sayin he av 2 try it sumtime!

i puts sum porn on, shit wiv a geezer wot gotta massiv cock an 2 birds an cors i gettin off on da geeza! lots of lezza stuff wot dun do it 4 me, but den da geeza in vid starts fuckin 1 of em birds in da butt an i look ova an blakey is rubbin iz cock thru iz trackys. i sayz 2 im dun mind me, he can get it owt if he wanna. he tell me 2 shut up! he stops rubbin iz dick an movz iz hand away but i can still c da massiv bulge stikin up in iz trakky Bs and all sudden i feelin fukcin horny meself an wanna do stuff wiv blakey but dun rekon he pissd enuff – but i can fix dat cant i!

i breaks open anuvva 6pac an wen weev drunk em I tells im bowt me qwik wank uvva day at da probatian place an blakey say he rekon he can cum qwiker. i say no way, no lads a bigga wanker dan me! Lol. i wait 4 a minit an den say sound like a challange 2 me, giv ya a wank race. blakey say i so gonna looz cos he got 3 days worth in da tank an he got well ard wochin da porn. i say no probs – he need a hed start. den i say we needin a prize 2 make it interestin an he been askin wot cum taste like, so if i cum 1st he get 2 tast mine! if he cum 1st he can cum in me mouf... he dun say nuffin an i finkin, shit – av i gone 2 far? but den, keepin quiet, blakey pulls iz tracky bs up ova his boner an next fing his throbbin dick is owt in da open, hard gainst iz abs an iz shinny, purpel bell-end past his belly buton an 4skin half pulld bak...

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i ad 2 get up well early dis morning, up at like 9 cos i gotta go in an c me probasion geeza at 10- fuckin takin da piss!! meenz i dun get no time 2 wank dis mornin an if i ad no wank i gettin rite horny an getta boner jus walkin abowt.

so i gets ther on time but i still avin 2 wait, wich is fukcin owta order. i aint good in 1st fing in da mornin an bitch wen u 1st walk in givin it all like she speshal or sumfin, an she look at me like im a peece of shit jus cos i ask er how long dis wanker gonna b

so i is sittin ther wiv me hoody up, mindin me own bizness innit. jus wanna go bak 2 bed, then dis fit lad walks in up 2 desk an da bitch askin im stuff an i lookin at dis lad from behind as he bendin ova a bit an leanin on desk and dis lads arse look fuckin nice in iz dark blu adidas tracky bs - pulld tite in iz crak an showin nice shape of iz butt so i gettin a good idea wot his butt look like wiv nuffin on!

i start finkin bowt fuckin dis lad - he looks rownd few times clockin me, an he gotta well sexy face - i well go for fit geezas wiv blak hair cut short an fuck me eyz!!!

cors i getta ragin hard on dun i an i finkin dis gonna well stik owt me trackyz an gonna b ppl see it. so i rekon i got time 2 wank off b4 geeza call me in2 da offis. i go in2 da blokes bog an no uvva geezaz in ther an i go in2 1 of em cubikals, lok door an wip me big, ard dick owt, pull it ova me trakkys an tuk da wasteband unda me balls - i aint got no pants on.

if i wanna 2 i can useal nock 1 owt in like 30 secunds, an i alredy ard an horny, so i jus go 4 it, wankin me dick ard - dun av 2 b fast, jus ard. i like 2 wank it near da base an leeve a littel 4skin wen i pull it bak...

so im standin up facin da bak wall, wankin me dick ova da shitter. it feelin gud but i wannit 2 fell betta, so i pull me traky bs down 2 me nees so i nakid waste down an i grab me arse wiv uvva hand an sqeez me left cheek ard. den i push me hand in2 me crak an start feelin an rubbin me ring wiv me fingaz, finkin bowt fit lad owtside fuckin me. mmm, nice...

it dun take long an i cummin, tryin 2 aimin me cock at tolet but it aint EZ. get most of it in da bowl tho. cors den i relize dat no bogroll an i got cum on me rite hand an drippin down me cock. i wipe cum on it off on2 me hand an pull me trakyz bak up. i get owta da cubical an i hear da bitch call me name, so i dun wait an i go owt an c wot she want, an forget bowt cum on me hand!

sheez givin me evils rite an sayin she finkin i legd it. me probasion geeza is waitin 4 me standin in dis doorway an smilin at me, i finkin wot u smiling at u cunt?! eez such a queer bastard, all spiky hair an finkin he looks cool, trendy stuff but lookin like a twat. he dun look very old, cant b doin it long. an he so wantin me, can jus tell. wen i wanna mess wiv im i jus giv im dis mean, suck ma dick look an he goz all red an lookin down at floor an gettin iz words all messd up.

he givz me dis form 2 fill owt put ma name an shit on, so i usin iz pen, ritin wiv me rite hand an cors still got sum cum on me hand so gettin ova pen an wen i givz it bak 2 geeza he usin pen wiv bit of me juce on it! i wotchin im an he dun seem 2 notice an he starts playin wiv pen wen he talkin and den, result! - he stik end of it in iz mouf, so eez like sukkin me cum! ha ha, if he new rekon he getta boner 2.