been gettin loadsa greef of da geeza livz in flat under me. n e timz i got sum choonz playin geeza start bangin on ceeling, so i jus pump it up an then wot usual happens iz he put sum war moveez or sumfin on reel loud cos i gettin deez huge xplosions, proper feelin da floor moovin like it a fukcin earthqake! an dis iz how it been goin.
its wot hapend on saturday in da aftanoon wen i woz jus chillin smokin an lisning 2 me music. bangin startd an i’m like, its da fcukin aftanoon, wots geezaz problem? so i jus turn me music up an cors den he racks iz tv up an it all fuckin boms an xplosions, feelin me hole floor shakin, so i wack me volume up sum more an next fing geeza is nearly brakin me front door in. i jus ignore it but he hammerin 4 like 10 minites. i can hear im mouthin stuff, but cant make owt wot he sayin. not a happy cunt tho!!
i wernt gonna open door but he aint soundin like he gonna giv up, so i put me door on da lach an open it an str8 way got dis fat cunt in me face, crashin in2 door wot he mustav thought i woz gonna open proper wide, but door lach stop im an he hits wood.
he lookin proper red an face all bloches like he been runnin. he mouthin all dis stuff, tellin me 2 fukcin turn it down, mind u coz he sorta mumble an gotta fick acent i cant tell rite all wot he sayin, but gettin da idea! sumfin bowt iz helth an if i dun stop buggin im he gonna report me. i say 2 im, i aint da one tryna brake down iz door m8! an wot bowt iz tv blastin owt wen i tryin 2 sleep! den he goz on sum more an sumfin bowt iz m8s or iz bro of sum1 gonna get me. so i stand bak, turn rownd, pull me trakkys down, spreddin me nakid arse cheeks an sayin ‘u wantin dis iz it? u gonna get me iz ya?’ an larfin.
he bashs door, 4 a minite finkin he gotta brake it in an he puts iz arm rownd an tryna get da latch off, but gud luck m8! i still larfin an showin im me bum. i spred me legs a bit, bend rite over, reech bak wiv both hands an pull me cheeks as far part as i can, showin me ring an strech it 2 a slit! ‘u want dis u fat cunt!’ i sayin ‘u can kiss me arse!’ i start 2 rub me hole wiv 1 finga an goin ‘bet u like 2 fuck lads innit’ geeza az stop makin noise an for a minite i finkin he gone but wen i pull me trakkys bak up an turn rownd eez still there an now dis fukcin massiv dick stickin thru gap in door!…
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