cum shandy!

i aint seen me m8 blakey 4 like ages so got im ova last nite jus 2 ov us, lads 2getha like. ad a rite larf – he woz tellin me iz bird wont let im fuck er in da arse cos his cock way 2 big! An daz is a butt man an likes fukcin in da arse more dan fuckin pussy, an i shud no!

i tel im he shud ditch da bitch, cos if she aint takin it up da bum, she only arf a girlfrend innit! Lol!
we wotchd da film american pie an dat bit wer geeza drink glass of beer wiv cum in it cos he dun kno got cum in it – we woz pissin R selvs an we talkin bowt wot it wud tast like? i say fine, as long as it chilled! ha ha. blakey say he dun kno wot cum taste like, not even his own. I say how can u not kno wot ur own tast like? u gotta sample ur own stock innit cos so u kno wot it like 4 n e 1 sukkin u off!

blakey ask if i tastd me own an i say yeh, cors i av. an he sayin dat so gay, but i say nah, aint. maybe luvin urself a bit 2 much tho, an he larfin at dat. he ask wot it taste like an i say it taste sweet! he larfin sayin he av 2 try it sumtime!

i puts sum porn on, shit wiv a geezer wot gotta massiv cock an 2 birds an cors i gettin off on da geeza! lots of lezza stuff wot dun do it 4 me, but den da geeza in vid starts fuckin 1 of em birds in da butt an i look ova an blakey is rubbin iz cock thru iz trackys. i sayz 2 im dun mind me, he can get it owt if he wanna. he tell me 2 shut up! he stops rubbin iz dick an movz iz hand away but i can still c da massiv bulge stikin up in iz trakky Bs and all sudden i feelin fukcin horny meself an wanna do stuff wiv blakey but dun rekon he pissd enuff – but i can fix dat cant i!

i breaks open anuvva 6pac an wen weev drunk em I tells im bowt me qwik wank uvva day at da probatian place an blakey say he rekon he can cum qwiker. i say no way, no lads a bigga wanker dan me! Lol. i wait 4 a minit an den say sound like a challange 2 me, giv ya a wank race. blakey say i so gonna looz cos he got 3 days worth in da tank an he got well ard wochin da porn. i say no probs – he need a hed start. den i say we needin a prize 2 make it interestin an he been askin wot cum taste like, so if i cum 1st he get 2 tast mine! if he cum 1st he can cum in me mouf... he dun say nuffin an i finkin, shit – av i gone 2 far? but den, keepin quiet, blakey pulls iz tracky bs up ova his boner an next fing his throbbin dick is owt in da open, hard gainst iz abs an iz shinny, purpel bell-end past his belly buton an 4skin half pulld bak...

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