SCALLY LAD IS BAK!!!!

YO! scally lad back innitt!! no i aint been ded or nuffin, like bashd up 4 gud. nah, i been lockd up 4 like 6 months aint i cos wot i did 2 ma fuckin step dads caravan - burnt da shit rite down din i. well he had it cummin cos he kcik me owt ma own fuckin home rite an spredin all dis shit bowt me, thretten me if i cum bak and sell off sum of me stuff an all. so he lucky i aint batter da crap owta im an i ad sum of me m8s tellin me they wanna help do it.

but i stay cool an leeve it, cos i is a fucka not a fighter, rite. but wen i hearz mum and da cunt is gettin marryd an i aint gettin no invatation cos he wont let her, i is well ragin. gets a plan 2 bust up his caravn so i drivz down an he dun kno i gotta key copyd so EZ 2 get in. but i get ther an i cant be bovverd 2 go thru wiv it 2 tell ya da truth. so i jus skin up inside it an cos im well wackd from all da drivin i mustav fall asleep wiv da lit joint in me hand an wakes up cos i smell sumfin and feel sumfin hot an its da sofabed wot on fire - only small flame at 1st but cos i is stoned i jus get outta ther and caravn is proppa flamin in like no time.

its ok cos no 1 bowt an no uvva caravans dat close. i was freakin an din no watta do, but i rememer geeza runnin owta nowere an showtin at me so i legd it an i can hear fire engine cummin by time i gettin ouwta park. cors they got ma car on cctv goin in2 caravn park and geeza IDs me, so 2 cutta long story short i gets 6 months.

i got owt jus b4 xmas - happy nu year, yeh rite! so tryin 2 sort stuff owt. gotta c a prebation geeza aint i, but they say they gonna get me a flat - bowt fukcin time.

i rekon u wanna kno were i been cos i chek ma email an it like fuckin thousnsd email goin were u go joe? so cheerz lads 4 carin ;)

soz bowt da forum disapperin - obvious i culdnt pay 4 it wen i woz bangd up so site i wer on got Xd, but gonna try an bring it bak. mite take me a bit tho.

an dont worz cos u mite think i aint been gettin no cock, but i az!!! gonna tell u all bowt it...