scally lad 21!

woz ma 21st at weekend an i still recuvering - got total trashd! cant bleev i is 21 no way! we woz all gunna go clubbin in town on satday for ma bday, but coz we all skint - an i only did 2 days of ma new job last week cos manager woz a cunt an avin rite go cos i like 5 mins l8, so i told im 2 fuck of, an dat woz it!
so we chips in 4 like a fukcin trolly loada cheapo cans from asda an down park and ther is bowt 30 us i rekon, but i dun rember much afta 2 of lads av a fite an then sum of em fuck off, cos i woz so twatd. an next day i wakes up in damo's bed next 2 im an i total naked an damo in jus boxers an i gotta big stiffy! an its fuckin buggin coz i dun remember n e fing wot append an how we got bak. i din wake up damo, jus left im coz i woz so ruff i jus wanna get home 2 ma own bed.
i culd c sum of damos dick thru his boxers an ther woz stains on them 2, so dunno wot went on. an wen i goz 4 a piss iv got a small cut on end of me nob, an yesday i woz lookin thru ma fone pics an sum of close up of a cock gettin blown, an dunno wot cock it is or wot mouf, but av a feelin it is me doin da suckin! Aint spoken to damo yet so dunno wot gonna b said wen i do, an so shit i cant remembr it if we shaggd cos b nice 2 think bowt it. an wot i did 2 cut ma dick, fuck nos!

scally follow me 2 park 4 a wank

got stoned yesday an went owt take dog owt 4 walk cos well warm an 2 getta way from da old bird naggin, tho least she stoppd goin on bowt gettin job cos i start new 1 next week - gonna b binman! least i is get proppa fit again an pay aint bad, so i b minted 4 a change.
n e way goin down 2 park stupid dog is sniffin all ova an he so fuckin big now i tryin 2 pull im 2 me. dis rite poser geeza, bowt ma age, cums ma way an he all like walkin like he fuckin shit hot an in just tite black tshirt an trackys an ok eez well fit wiv shavd fair hed an got big bulgin arms an pecs an tall dan me but i is finkin wot a cunt! coz he got dark shades on an we pass an buster is pullin me an dis geeza is walkin rite at me an i aint movin so he nocks in2 me as he goin past, proppa means 2. so i look bak an geeza lookin bak 2, an i giv im well bad look an fucka stops an start follow me. i aint scarin tho cos i can take im an i got buster, so i jus keep walkin 2 park but i kno he still stalkin.
We turn down dis long path an ma hart goin but i redy 2 batter im if he trys 2 jump me, an i look back but eez droppd bak an now i get it - geeza got his hand down trakky b's an rubbin, he aint wanna fight, he wanna fuck! i let buster of da lead an he fucks of in2 trees an i slow rite down so geeza can cactch up, but he slow down 2 an keepin his distanz, so now i finkin wot goin on? he still rubbin his dick thru trackys - eez close enuff 2 c da bulgin cock. so i keeps on walkin an now i startin needin take piss so i rekon i giv im sumfin 2 look at an pull ma dick an balls owt an ova top ma tracky b's so wasteband pushin em owt an i start pissin at side of path. i woz redy gettin semi hard so ma cock lookin well big an geeza stops an he wotchin an i lookin bak an makin it so i turned 2 him an pulls ma shirt rite up, so he can c it all proppa ma nob an me pissin. now he gets his cock proppa owt! an pullin on it - looks like a nice biggen. it feels well fuckin horny avin geeza wotchin me piss an i starts fikin b well nice 2 piss all ova im.
i stops pissin so i keep goin but geeza still got his cock owt an slow wankin it, starin rite at me. i gotta rite stiffy now!
dis lady cums owt in front wiv er dog walking 2wards us so i try hide ma lump an hopin geeza put his cock bak! i wait til lady gone past an look bak but geeza is fukcin turnd rownd an miles bak! so dat woz it, but fuckin proppa horny, an i stayd ard 4 ages finkin bowt it - had da best wank afta!