shaggin olda scally in ma car

well i sold me motor 2day an got more than i woz askin 4, but ad 2 suck dick 2 get it! geeza rang up friday cos he seen ad and cumz round dis mornin 2 av a butchaz.
geeza must b like 40 i rekon, sorta old chav in tracky bs an nikes, shavd dark hed an stubble, an proppa built like - eez chest massiv thru his top, an well fit 4 an olda bloke. gotta kwik look at nice He wantin 2 av a test drive an i finkin fair enuff, so he drivz it owt an we gettin owta town an along dis country lane cos he sayin he wanna go sumwere quiet so he can proppa test it, an i finkin dis geeza culd b like rite sycho innit. he goin well fast 2 an i finkin dun wanna get more points on me lisense, then he say he gonna test brakes an fuck me he press it hard! i nearly hit da glass. afta dat he pulls in2 side an says he like it an wld i take an offer, an i say nah cos it alredy well gud price, so he sayz if he pays it full price wot can i thro in, an i dunno, i say i givz u blow job jokin, it jus cumz owt but i finkin shit i betta aint sayin shit like 2 a stranger! but he dun sayin n e fing 4 a minit like he finkin bowt it, then he says okay!
so we carry on an geeza turns down dis track an parks up so we cant b seen from da road an eez redy got his massiv boner owt an sittin bak wiv 1 arm behind his hed an uvva hand pullin on his big dick. he lookin at me, mouf open an sorta noddin his hed down at his cock 2 say wot i gotta do. his cock is proppa huge, real pink an vaney like it gonna xplode! an well ard an thick. he wankin it an i jus gotta suck it innit. he puts seat bak so lyin rite bak an i starts lickin top of his nob as he wankin it, an geeza is moanin like he in pain of sumfin! but he jus well in2 it, an it well nice jus gettin im off by likin top of his cock, not even tuchin im wiv me hands. he pushs me hed down on2 his cock so takin it in me mouf, an start proppa suckin. he still wankin so get a fist hittin me mouf a few times! his cock is rock ard an so thick.
i gettin well in2 it an suckin arder coz i wanna taste geezaz cum, put he pulls me of his cock an sayin we beta stop, an i say Y cos it bad? An he larf an say no oposite.
he starts rubbin ma cars gear stick an says he wld luv 2 C me sit on it, an i say no way is i gettin dat up me arse wivout a load of lube, but he says he can do beta an gets me to turn round so i facin ma door an put ma hed rite down an ma arse up in da air so it facin im, an he rips down ma tracky bottoms - i aint got no undeez no - an he pulls ma checks apart wiv his massiv strong hands an starts lickin all way up me crack from ma balls 2 base of ma back an it feels fuckin amazin. iv got ma face rite down in2 da seat an it well horny gettin stuff dun 2 me by dis older fit geeza. he pulls ard on ma balls an rams his tung in ma hole wich make me jump up, an he start fuckin ma arse wiv da pointy end of it, openin me up, then he start proppa tunging me, movin his tung round me hole an inside me, gettin me proppa wet. he doin it 4 ages dat ma arse feel proppa open wide an like loads of tung inside me. he shuvin his face in me crak well ruff an it feels proppa nice wiv his stubble rubbin ma smoov cheeks.
he says he rekon i redy now, an gets owt a rubber an puts it ova gear stick. he say i gotta giv im a proppa gud show an clims in da back seat an starts 2 wank again, wotchin me. i is facin im an keeps 1 leg on ma seat an puts uvva on driver seat, so i is neelin wiv ma arse rite ova stick. i av 2 pull ma trackys bs down sum more an start 2 sit down lowerin me arse an i feel da wide top of it tuch ma strechd, wet hole an it feels so big i dunna i gonna get it in me, but i push down an it killin at first an not goin up, so i relax ma hole 2 open it wider an try again but it still not goin past ma ring, so i pull ma arse cheeks as far apart as i can an look at geeza wankin an try jus finkin bowt wot i wotchin, an i lower meself an ma ringpeece burnin like it on fire as i push, an then i feel like i bein stuffd an large end of da gear stick is up ma arse an da pain goz a bit. wen i got da big end of it up me i can EZ take rest of it up ma arse an i start 2 ride it, goin up an down on ma nees an ma ring still stingin but in a gud way like i proppa been fukcd ard! It gets ma cock well ard an we both is wankin now - geeza gets down an start suckin ma cock as he still wankin imself so i jus lean bak, still shaftin meself wiv da stick, an thrustin cock in geezas mouf.
he is suckin me well hard an raw dat feels like i fuckin tite hole. i tell geeza i gettin close an he takes ma cock all way 2 back of his throat an proppa deep suckin, an i starts shootin down his throat, spunkin 4 like 10 seconds. Geeza eats it all up, then wankin imself proppa fast like he well consentratin, then says drink it, an i clim in2 bak an takes his massiv dick in ma mouf an its bashin bak of ma throat, feelin like i gonna gag, then i feel da flood of his warm cum in ma mouf an so much dat it runs down ma chin. i swallow a mouf full of it, but wen i pull away his cock is still leakin cum, so i lick it dry. then we gets back in da front an he drives us bak. he took da car an evan givz me an xtra 20 quid 4 it!

livin wid wanker

been well pist off rite now cos twat's son, tosser simon, is still stayin at home, kippin on da sofa, an i woz thinkin it jus ova xmas, but no eez still eer an mum dun say nuffin, an im an twat jus larfin like fukin birds all time an tryin 2 take piss owta me innit - well they tryin but i givz it bak real sharp like. an Simon rite fukin queer basha an hatin gays, so i avin 2 keep ma mouf shut from sayin stuff. He goin on da uvva day bowt im an his m8s sees 2 mincy gay boys owt in town, walkin, an simon and lads get round em an shoutin stuff, start 2 follow em dun they, an simon spits at em. da gay boys speed up an try get away like doin a mincy walk wot simon finks it well larf 2 copy 4 us. n e way lads get in front an stop em an simon sayin it well funny da look on da geezaz faces like thy gonna shit emselvs. they dun tuch em he says but wunt b suprizd if he dun summit like dat b4. wot a fucker!
I mean, dun get me rong, sum of em propa gay boys is well buggin how they av 2 act all camp an mince bowt, walkin like birds, all talkin all high piched an stuff, but u gotta live an let live innit. cos they aint as bad as simon! rekon i gonna snap soon an say sumfin, an him an twat b all like, y you stickin up 4 da gays? is it cos u is 1? an shit.
so been spendin loadsa time ova karls! cos he got his own flat, evan tho he only year older an me, but he tellin em he sick an cant work an cos he kickd owta home reel yung he gets a place - not bad. its alrite bein at karls tho, cos get ma cock suckd loads!

nu year scally 3sum

alrite ladz, :) nu year an all dat. ad a shit xmas main cos cunts son movd in wiv us jus b4, an we neva herd of dis geeza, but all ov sudden eez gotta 20 yr old kid, an mum jus takes it an dun say nuffin jus bend ova backword 4 her cunt of a boyfrend, evan tho aint no room 4 im an eez takin ova front room an kippin on sofa. an dis geeza simon is jus a cunt as his old man an as 2 b rite all da time, finkin eez so clever. so basicaly we woz all avin a barny on xmas day an i woz well happy 2 go 2 dads afta.
nu yearz woz well beta tho, cos endin up scally lad 3sum in cunt's caravan! he only let me use it 4 new years cos tina ask like arf jokin, sayin can us 2 av it 4 da nite, an cos he so horny 4 da bitch he say yes, an i culdnt bleev it! he neva dun me n e favors.
me an teen aint talkin no more cos i ad a go at her 4 cumin on 2 cunt, an she start defendin im, a she dun no wot she talkin bowt, i got well narkd an told er 2 fuck of, da slag. so she wernt ther, an ment 2 b bowt 10 of us, but most of em bottled, so jus 3 of us in end - me, Al an ma best m8 damo. i still got ma car so drive us down an got so much cans in da back an Al bring his best weed.
We got hammerd in da caravn an gunna go 2 dis pub near it but they wuldnt let us in cos got no tikets, da cunts, so went back 2 caravn an gets choonz pumpin owt - old geeza cums ova 2 tell us turn it down, but we sayz it new yearz, chill owt - he wernt happy. we woz gettin so pissd we dun even notice it turn 12. got on 2 talkin bowt if a bird is givin u a hand job an wont let u cum in her mouf, wer u like 2 cum? Al says on her face, I like 2 turn bitch ova an cum all ova her sweet, pritty arse! Damo likes 2 cum on tits. Then Al says has i told damo bowt wen he cum all ova me?! an i'm like shut the fuck up! dun want damo 2 kno, an damo goz real quiet an u can tell eez finkin it ova, then says 2 Al, not lookin at me, r u queer then? i feelin well weird cos damo let me sleep in his bed wiv im sumtimes if i stay ova, an prob aint gonna want 2 now.
N E way, Al says fuck off, he aint no poof, he jus messd round wiv a few lads, wich he neva told me! an not all lads, jus a few get im ard. he says it feel nice gettin it up da bum sumtimes wen u wank, an birds cant do it. then damo's got all deez questions, like Y it so gud up da arse, an has Al eva fukd a bloke, an n e of R crew?! Then he turns 2 me an says av i eva taken cock? An i lies an says i aint taken it, but i av fukd a lad 1 time, an i feels me face go well red, cuz dunno if he bleev me.
We gets off subject an Al skins up, an talkin bowt loadsa uvva crap, then owta nowere damo says do we fancy each uvva? an i look at Al an say no way, eez a fuckin ugly cunt! an Al larfs an says i is such a pussy, an he dun do pussy! we all larfin, then damo askin bowt time Al cums on me, an we tell im it wer inocent, been wotchin porn an jus messin bowt. so then he asks do eether us fancy him?! an i so do, alwayz av cos he best lookin owta all us an rite fuckin fit bod - shortish an packin mussles, big chest, well wot i go 4. tite arse an well strong legs from playin footie loads. Total smoov 2. I feel meself goin red gen, an Al says damo aint bad, but he ad beta!
we av a long banter bowt takin dick an uvva stuff up the arse, an we windin damo up dat he mustav tryd sumfin up ther, but he swear he aint. i jus says i dun sum fingaz an 1 time ma bike pump! Al sayd 12 inch cock an biggist fing woz deoderant can.
damo gets a shavin can owt his bag, like propa big 1, an says Al rekon he can get sumfin dat big up ther, an Al's like yeh, cors. I say bet u cant, an eez like how much? so me an damo bet im a tenner he cant. he gets a rubba owt and puts it ova can, an jus appens 2 av sum lube wiv im, hmmm. he pulls down his trackyz, showin his wite arse an gets on nees on da bed in front of us, spredin his arse so we getta butchaz at his hairy bumhole, his massiv bollox hangin so low they nearly tuch da bed. he gets sum lube on his fingaz an puts them on his ring, rubbin round it, then pushin 2 up, an keeps doing this til his arse is well open an he can slide all 4 fingaz up. his arse is up in the air, stickin up at us an it well hot his strechd ringpeece takin all his hand - ma cock throbbin ard now, an i look ova an c damo's trackyz tentin wich he tryin to hide wiv his arm.
Al stands can on bed jus unda his crack, an lowaz down till round top is tuchin his ring, and pushz down so tip is swalloed by geezaz hole an da massiv wide can start 2 disapeer up his arse, till his full on strechd ring is bowt half way down. he pulls imself back up an holdin can still so it cumin back owt his arse, an he start ridin it, fuckin hiself wiv it, goin lowa each time, an it well fuckin hot seein his wide open ring slidin up an down sumfin size ma fist. he goz all way down, nearly takin all 12 inch can up his arse, dirty fucka! he looks back ova his shulda at us an grins, pullin all way off can, so his arse rite back up in air, an his ring dun close, stays strechd wich is so fuckin hot.
I looks at damo an he still ard thru his trackyz, but lookin rite serios, all new 2 im i gess! then he sayin owta nowere he wanna c me fuck Al an i dun need askin 2 timz! Al still on bed on all 4s his arse open an redy 4 it. i pull cock owta top of ma trackyz an ma hands on Als arse cheeks. eez a tall lad so i av 2 lowa im down by bendin his legs more. tip of ma ard cock tuches his ring an da feelin makz it twich.
i line up ma cock an geezaz hole an push ma hips an cock jus slides in well ez, cos his arse so strechd. i push it all da way in an Al soundin like he njoing it but want it 2 hurt, ruff like, so pull owt an realy shuv ma cock up an he moana so holdin his waist an really start fuckin hard, bashin his arse wiv me ard cock, doin it so ard nearly nock us both ova! luv doin it doggy, but cos his arse so slack i not feelin it tite round ma cock wot i like. so i tells Al 2 titen that arse an he duz an now it feels gud, an i reech unda an grab his long, hard dick an start wankin da fucka, pullin his skin back n 4th. he pulls ma hand of coz he obvius gettin close so i grabs top of his sak, jus abuv his bollox, gettin ma hole fist round it, an pullin on it.
i looks round an damo got his thick cok owt an rubbin it, wochin me fuck al.
I pull owta Al, soundin like a plunger! an damo say he wanna feel it up da bum, wot it like, an wantin Al 2 fuck im. kinda pissd he din ask me, bowt gess b werd cos like best m8s. damo's all like how we gunna do it, an Al tells im 2 get up on da table, ly back, legs up spred, so he duz still wiv his kit on but Al pulls off damos trakcy bs, so he naked bottom, still wering his shirt, an well sexy c damo lyin bak wiv his thick mussle legs up an his smoov, firm peechy arse showin, his crak wide open so can c his ring. Al givz im lube and tells him 2 sort imself so damo sticks sum up his arse wiv his finga- can tell he aint dun it b4 cos goz all ova. he say he redy an Al holds his long dick ova damo's hole an pushs, but damo crys owt an say he needin sum more lube, so Al say he do it an puts sum on a finga an slides it in real slo, twisting an pushin in n owt and tellin damo 2 relax. then he puts in 2 fingaz, then 3, and then 4. damo well redy now 4 a good fuckin an al slips his dick in an no complanin from damo now. Al fucks im real slow, pullin his long dick all owt then all way back in till it all up damos arse. damo's thick cock is rock an all way up ova his 6 pack.
Al says do i wanna join in an fuck do i! i been rubbin ma cock wochin. i alwayz been dreemin bowt gettin fuckd by damo, so nows da time! lube nearly all gone but get enuff owt an up ma arse 2 strech it open, cos damo got well thick cock. i gets up on table ova damo as Al still fuckin his butt, grabs his dick wiv 1 hand and sits down on it, takin it all up ma arse, nice an EZ. i look at Damo as i ride his chunky dick an his eyz shut, groanin an pullin face like he well luvin it. i av 2 let go ma cock cos i gonna cum othwiz. im ridin im well gud, squottin ova im an ma arse bouncin as i hold his cock stedy an ma ring slidin up an down, usin all da mussle in ma legs an startin 2 kill but worth it. then i feel nuvva nob end tuchin ma hole, an Al's hand on ma back, pushin me down 2wards damo as he tryin 2 shuv his evan bigga cock up ma arse wiv damos' still up ther.
i ad 2 well relax ma hole, an took a few goz but in da end Al got it in an both cocks inside me, wich woz fuckin mazin, neva ad dat b4, an nearly creamd str8 away, but hold off so i culd njoy it. i kept meself stedy an Al fuckin ma butt an damo thustin his cock up me still lyin back in same position. it felt like i was bein rippd open, but fuckin nice at same time, both cocks goin in an owt, rubbin 2getha, stuffin me full, Als in further cos it longa. i jus tryin 2 hold still so they can power fuck me ard. damo says shit, an he tense an his cock slips owta ma arse an i feel his cum shootin all ova ma ring an all up ma crak. i grab his dick an force it back up ma arse wile it still shootin. then Al say he cumin 2 an he grab ma shulder an shuv dick all way in ma arse, far as he cum, an still fuckin me as he cumin inside. he starts pullin owt an i feel both lads cum drippin owt ma sore hole, all round ma rind and down ma balls, but i tell im 2 leav it in, so i start wankin wiv both lads cocks inside me an it dun take long! i feel it bildi, an then its owt, ma dick shootin all ova damo's smoov chest, loads of it, runnin down his side. Fuck it woz gud - 3 well strched arseholz! - jokin we culd all take da can of shavin creem now. nice start 2 nu year!