livin wid wanker

been well pist off rite now cos twat's son, tosser simon, is still stayin at home, kippin on da sofa, an i woz thinkin it jus ova xmas, but no eez still eer an mum dun say nuffin, an im an twat jus larfin like fukin birds all time an tryin 2 take piss owta me innit - well they tryin but i givz it bak real sharp like. an Simon rite fukin queer basha an hatin gays, so i avin 2 keep ma mouf shut from sayin stuff. He goin on da uvva day bowt im an his m8s sees 2 mincy gay boys owt in town, walkin, an simon and lads get round em an shoutin stuff, start 2 follow em dun they, an simon spits at em. da gay boys speed up an try get away like doin a mincy walk wot simon finks it well larf 2 copy 4 us. n e way lads get in front an stop em an simon sayin it well funny da look on da geezaz faces like thy gonna shit emselvs. they dun tuch em he says but wunt b suprizd if he dun summit like dat b4. wot a fucker!
I mean, dun get me rong, sum of em propa gay boys is well buggin how they av 2 act all camp an mince bowt, walkin like birds, all talkin all high piched an stuff, but u gotta live an let live innit. cos they aint as bad as simon! rekon i gonna snap soon an say sumfin, an him an twat b all like, y you stickin up 4 da gays? is it cos u is 1? an shit.
so been spendin loadsa time ova karls! cos he got his own flat, evan tho he only year older an me, but he tellin em he sick an cant work an cos he kickd owta home reel yung he gets a place - not bad. its alrite bein at karls tho, cos get ma cock suckd loads!