scally lads in da slammer

sum of u been askin bowt wen i woz inside, so tell ya - spent 3 mnths in yung offendaz wen i wox 16, an tellin ya woz enuff 2 kno i dun wanna go back. wernt all bad tho, cos sum of da lads woz alrite an made sum m8s an least din av 2 worry bowt nuffin an cld jus watch tv all day an get ya smokes, an ya food made, an gotta pool table an stuff. an loadsa dick! u no bleev how much shaggin goin on inside, but like 100s o lads all bangd up an no pussy an nowt 2 do an all walkin bowt wiv boners all day - no wonder really.
geezer wot in ma cell, dan, rite gobby, wind-up cunt, but safe wiv me. he been in n owta places all his life an been in secure kids home b4 he went 2 dis place, but he woz 2 much 4 em, so they stuck im in eer, bstards. he got da biggist mouf on im, an well ragin all da time, jus startin wiv ppl cos he got nuffin betta 2 do, i think he jus luvs 2 argue, an if ya get in2 cussin wiv im u got no chance. bus as i sayin, he alrite wiv me, prob bcuz i hearin im bawllin like a kid sum nites an he dun want ppl findin owt - he got sum shit goin on in his hed.
from start he tells me only thing calms im down is wankin, so do i mind dat he doin it all da time, wippin in owt wen he needin 2 chill - gess he woz sussin me owt - but i says dat fine an i wank like least 2 a day, an he laffs an says we can av a compition.
at 1st dan woz doin it unda his cuvvaz wen i in da room an i jus shuttin off 2 it, but afta a wile he pullin his cock owt in front of me an wankin it so i can c it, an it takin sum gettin used 2, but it did calm im down, an in da end we both wankin in front of each uvva, an it dun faze me no more - we used 2 play a game afta lites owt - we stand at back of room wiv R backs 2 da wall, dicks owt wankin, an c wich can cum da farist! 1 time cos i alwayz sortin owt dan wiv his fags, we is talkin bowt pussy, an he askin how long it been since i gettin a suck of a bird, an i av 2 fink cos it been a wile, an he says he gonna do me a favor cos of all da fags, an he gonna giv us a blow job an i can shut ma eyes an fink its a bird doin it, but i dun shut ma eyes - i watch geeza suck ma cock, an he aint do it like no bitch, rite ard - nearly take ma skin off! - but fuckin hot an he dun stop wen i say i is abowt 2 cum, an takes it all in is mouf. So 3 months not all wack!