fri nite pissin in da park

i is walkin back wiv me scally m8 Al last nite goin home cos we live close an jus 2 of us an Als alwyz gettin his cock owt jus 4 a larf an luvs doin it at partyz an we is walkin an rekon i woz mor twatd than Al but i look an eez walkin long wiv is cock an balls hangin owt top of his trakkyz an larfin when i C but im like dont b a twat an eez all like wot da matta, aint u seen 1 b4, an i says not as fuckin ugly as that! e starts chasin we wiv it owt shakin it an i is thinkin hope no 1 gonna c us cos fuckin ruff bit o town we in. he caches me up an i put me arm owt 2 stop im but eez larfin an still shakin it an goin tuch it, go on, an i is tryin 2 push im of but he grabs me middal an tikles cos i is real tiklish an gets bhind an so eez holdin me from bhind an i is tryin 2 get away so pushin im of an i tuch is cock not meanin 2 an he lets go an sayin urgh u tuchd me cock u big queer gay boy an im like shut up! then he says i need go piss an i do 2 so we go 2 da trees an so we not seen from da road.
Al pulls eez trackyz rite down dont kno y he needs 2 but he stands an has hands bhind is hed an makin massiv cy an is pissin 4 ages then eez movin is cock bowt so 2 piss shapes on da ground an then starts movin is cock 2 my side so eez nearly gettin me an tell im 2 fuck of but eez still doin it an i is still pissin then he doin it an gets me fuckin foot an i is ready 2 fuckin deck im but cos i still pissin an he runs larfin like a bitch so i shak me cock an leg it afta im an cach im well EZ cos im a fast runna an i pull im 2 da ground an eez a tall lad an i start joke punchin im an eez still larfin an i callin im a dirty cunt. i gets up 2 walk but he pulls me trackyz down an pulls me legs so i goz down on me face then eez on top o me tryin 2 tickal me an i cant move cos eez so evvy. eez ticklin me all ova an i tryin 2 pull me trackyz back up - he puts is hand down me boxers an starts ticklin arse an me hairy boys! im tryin 2 tell im 2 get of but cant cos me face in da grass an eez hand is goin rite down in me crack an eez sayin in me ear i is actin like a bitch, then his fingaz on me ringpeec an rubbin it round an then he pushes it in me! an gets a finga rite up me, wich fuckin hurts but horny 2 an eez sayin in me ear i like 2 take it like a bitch. i get a boner an he gets of me an stands up but i cant cos he wld c me hard cock. i wait 4 a bit but it aint goin down cos im thinkin bowt his cock bein up me an eez goin get up ya bitch, an is jokin that i waitin 4 sum more, so i get up an try not 2 let im c me boner but its well obvius but rekon cos its dark he wont c. we walkin of an he says i hope i didnt do no damag an grabs me bits! - he goz fuck me! sum 1 likd wot i woz doin, then we is both sayin nuffin 4 ages an i jus wishin it aint happnd. then Al says do i wanna cum back 2 his?... wich i gonna tell u bowt later when me hed stop bangin!!

...an big up 2 adamSki 4 da new banner, cheers m8!