boner at work

woz well embarasin - gotta hard on 2day at work when i woz hodin an caryin bricks 2 steve on uppa level. we woz avin a brake an a fag an steve taken his shirt of an mustav been lookin at his fit mussle bod an cos i aint wankd 2day an i woz wearin me tite calvins so me nob woz rubbin gainst me leg, an i gotta massiv boner! thinkin it b okay cos ill jus wait 4 it to go down, but me dad gives us a shout an tells us 2 get back 2 work an calls me down so i av 2 get up wiv me hard on, so i put me hard hat ova me cock an woz gonna carry it like that, but me old man shouts at me 2 put in on propa, so i do, but steve sees me bulge an starts larfin - sayin me hats not da only hard thing! i goz well embarasd an tells im 2 fuck of but eez still larfin an sayin it must b ages since i ad a shag.
bastard told da utha lads cos they woz takin da piss laterz an steve put a hammer down his trackys an walkin bowt like eez gotta boner. got im back laterz tho - waited till steve usin da portaloo an got 1 of da lads 2 park da forklift in front of it! so steve not get owt an we lockd im in 4 bowt 10 mins. he woz well ragin when he got owt an chasd me but didnt get hold of me. got im back da cunt.