scally lad for rent

1 of ma m8s woz seen gettin owt of a geezers motor up were gays all go crusin an they woz all sayin he must b sellin his arse. It all kickd off last week when Tel herd us lot talkin bowt him an wantd 2 know wot woz bein sayd an kerry calld him a dirty queer wich woz well owt of order and that we know he been shaggin gays for cash. Tel went mental an wantd 2 know who been makin stuff up an woz callin kerry a bitch an hipocrit cos she on da game 2 - her bf got in 2 fight wiv Tel an then 2 of da lads had tel on da floor an kickin him, sum of us woz tryin 2 brake it up but kerry an her m8 were stirring it an shoutin at lads 2 sort him owt an it got rite messy but every1 calmd down an tel fuckd off home. i gets a txt from him by time i get home an he wants 2 cum round 2 mine but not said Y. I sayd he could, not sure Y he wantd 2.
He turns up wiv a well bad black eye, wich woz kinda hot! he says thanx fo stickin up for him, tho dont think i really had. i says he betta put sum ice on his eye an give him a bag o frozen veg, then he asks were da vodka is da cheeky cunt! we neck sum an i askd him Y people woz saying stuff an had he been is sum guys car, tyrin 2 sound like i werent sayin he dun stuff or that i think he been rentin, but he told me eez got a friend whoz a married guy wot pays him 2 help him owt, an i is like - wot do u mean help owt? He goes all quiet an carrys on drinkin me vodka. I keep askin wot dis guy pays him for an he finally tells me that he pays 2 watch tel wank, nuffin more, tel sayin that he dont tuch him an no way does da guy do anyfin 2 tel. dont reckon its tru but didnt say nuffin. Tel says eez alwayz wanking n e way so mite as well get paid for it! Says this geezer is well not happy wiv his mrs. didn't wanna ask if ther is n e uther guyz.
kinda shockd by it 2 tell u da truth, cos wld never think tel doin sumfin like dis, an eez not da best lookin geezer! eez not 2 bad lookin, bit short an chunky an not much hair an nevva lookd at him like wanna do nuffin wiv him, but gess eez got lotta mussle an thats kinda hot. i wantd 2 ask more bowt wot he doz wiv dis guy, but didnt wanna kno if ya kno wot i mean.
i says 2 him he must b a rite good wanka 2 get paid, an he larfd. he sayd he reckon he can wank faster than n e 1 an can still do it wiv guyz watchin. i says i reckon i can wank faster an i is a champion wanker! then i C tel is rubbin his tracky b's an i can C a lump wich starts gettin me hard 2. he says lets find owt then an pulls his cock owt of his trackys an fuck me! Can C Y eez makin cash from his dick, biggest fuckin thing i has ever seen, really woz. me cock starts throbbin when i C it an grab me cock owt 2 an we woz off. Had already wankd 1 off that day so new it woz gonna take bit more 2 cum. Tel says we shuld make it more interetstin an looser lets winner cum in ther mouth! woz shockd again, this cuming from tel, but i says okay cos reckond i woz gonna win cos woz gettin rite off on watchin tel wankin. his hand lookd well small on his cock an his hand woz goin up an down so much cos of da size of it. lookd like he couldnt get his hand all da way round it. tel had his eyes shut but i woz jus starin at his dick, i jus so wantd 2 try an fit it in me mouth, but prob me mouth not go that wide. we woz wankin an not sayin nuffin, jus sound of R cocks wankin, an Tel starts goanin. i start 2 get close but tel gets up cums over an stands in front of me still wankin an says i beta get ready to take it. i is sittin on da sofa an he gets up an standin ova me so his cock is jus ova me face, an eez wankin faster an goin yeah, yeah, oh yeah -i is still wankin fast 2 win an woz gettin close but well want 2 tast his cum, so slow down 2 let him win. i has me eyes closed now an me mouth open, i can hear his cock rite by me face an tel shouts owt a loud groan an i feel his warm cum all ova me face an sum in me mouth, he keeps cumin for ages an i push me head up an take da end of his cock in me mouth an swollow da rest of his cum, lickin it all of his dick. i feel me cock buildin up an shoot me load as far as me chest.
we skined up sum joints after an Tel joked that it wuld cost me 40 quid for wot we jus did. said he'd av 2 do bit more than that for 40 quid, an he sayd mayb next time, but think he woz jokin.