scally lads xmas fuck part 1

alrite geezers, happy new year an dat. soz been quiet l8tly, but not 2 worry i az been gettin plenty cock!
Got a new m8 for xmas - mum got us a pit bull, eez well small but gonna grow in2 big lad. Gonna train him 2 attack n e 1 wot give me shit! Nah, gonna b well cool when i go owt wiv him tho.

N e wayz had a mega fuck at new yearz. Woz owt clubbin in town wiv me m8s till bowt 4am an had been drinkin all day so woz well fucked an we went down 2 da beech after an woz still drinkin till it woz getting lite an me dick woz shrivalld cos it woz fuckin cold! So i kept necking da vodka 2 keep warm but when it got 2 cold i gets up 2 go an tells da lads 'laterz.' Little Daz gets up an all an says he'll walk wiv me coz its on eez way. Alwayz think daz bit of a twat cos he lets em pick on him an dont say much, but he only like 16 an youngest of da group an heez actualy bit of a larf when u get im on his own.
so we gets back 2 me place an da booze is wearin off an i ask Daz if he wanna cum in an he doz. werent thinkin bowt fuckin him or nuffin but werent feelin tired an wanna get stoned an more fun wiv sumone else.
our sittin room is well stuffd wiv xmas stuff - mum went bit mad wiv decarations an we hav dis massiv tree wiv loadsa stuff on an i woz tryin not 2 nock stuff ova an wake mum up but we sets da dog off an so i has 2 go an let him in wiv us or he b barkin an when he sees me he goes mad an jumpin up at me. I get him 2 calm down tho an he lies down an i skin up a loada spliffs.
We gets talkin bowt birds an Daz is askin bowt tanya an if i been wiv n e 1 since an i werent lyin when i says she woz da last bird i shaggd! i ask daz bowt n e birds he been wiv an he goes well red an says sumfin bowt a girl at school an i reckon heez lyin an still a virgin an start teasin him. think i took it bit far an he gets upset so i tell him its okay an i werent that much younger than him when i got laid (wich werent tru, i woz 13).
so i says to him is he not that in2 girls, half jokin like, cos i know sum queer lads, an he looks at me an jus cums owt wiv it dat eez bi! then i says i is 2! Must av been da booze cos i never said that 2 no one b4 an felt well weerd tellin sum1 but felt kinda cool. we gets talkin bowt stuff we dun - turns owt heez suckd a few dicks! but never got fuckd an he woz askin bowt if it hurts an wot position is da best. u can gess wot i did next - told him id fuck him an show him how its dun.
i woz already hard an pokin thru me trakkeez an i shuvd daz face down on da sofa an rippd down eez trakkeez an pants, got owt me cock an startd rubbin it hard in his crack. i woz holdin his head down in da sofa an woz rubbin me cock up an down so he could feel it throbbin gainst eez hole. it lookd well nice, he woz totaly smoov an got a tite little butt. i pulld eez trakkeez rite of an his top 2 so he woz total naked an still bent ova kneelin on da floor wiv eez face down on da sofa an i put 1 of his legs up so i had a nice view of eez ringpeece an i pulld his arse rite apart an startd eatin his arse, he sound like he woz enjoyin it an i ran me tung round an round eez hole an pushd me face rite in an startd openin up his arse wiv me tung. startd pushin me tung in n owt real hard all da way in lickin dat hole!
I startd usin me finga an openin him up more wiv me finga stickin it rite in an pullin it owt, spittin an stickin it back in again, he woz ready...

Gettin late an i gonna stop now but will carry this post on laterz an tell u all wot happend next.