massiv scally lad bollocks!

me m8 karl woz round yesday, eez bit of a twat but eez alrite an eez good for weed, an i wantd sum so i giz him a bell an he came ova wiv da gear an we open sum cans 2 an got bit pissd. i put sum bangin tunes on an we had it pumpin full blast, must av pissd da naybours off but they is bunch o cunts n e way. karl woz sayin how he wanna get his hed shavd cos it gettin 2 long an i has sum clippers so he want me 2 do it an i didnt really wanna do it cos i was gettin stoned but then it sounded like a larf an so i got da clippers an we went 2 da bafroom an karl took of his shirt an woz jus in his trakky bottoms. he lent ova da bath an woz tellin me he wood nut me if i fuckd up, i told him 2 shut up an stay still, but we woz crakkin up an he kept movin bowt so i grabbd his hed an hold it still. So i woz standin ova him wiv me legs each side kinda like i woz ridin him! I woz shavin his hed an i never fancyd karl b4 but sumfin bowt his legs spred an him bendin ova da side of da bath so his back woz curvd an his arse woz stickin out lookin well nice in his trakkies - tite round his crack, an he woz grabbin da side wiv his arms so his mussles woz real flexd an it felt sexy how i had his hed in me hand movin it bowt as i woz shavin it. i startd 2 get hard! an it woz real obvius, if he ad lookd round he woulda seen huge bulge in me trakkies. he movd back sum times an his back woz touchin me an he mustav felt me cock but he not say nuffin. i finishd shavin his hed an i had been tryin not 2 fink abowt pullin down his trakky botoms an bendin him rite over da bath an rammin me cock up his arse an me cock had startd 2 go down so i woz standin wiv a semi. He checkd owt wot i had dun an said it woz ok, then he wantd me 2 do sum tramlines an then we woz larfin bowt wot i could cut in2 his hed an we woz cumin up wiv deez stupid ideas. he wantd me 2 shave WKD in2 his hed! He woz well up 4 it an kept goin on, then he bottled owt, but we had sum more cans an he jus got up an said he wanna me 2 do it, so i startd 2 do a W on 1 side of his hed an i woz gonna do a K at da back an then D on da uvva side. i startd doin W an it woz well shit, cos i woz well hammerd, i woz tryin 2 do it strait but it werent an he kept pissin bowt an makin me fuck up, so i didnt look much like a W, but i did K n D 2 but lookd so shit, an when karl lookd in da mirror he woz pissin himself - lucky he couldnt c da back. We woz jokin bowt wot else we could shave - mine is proppa shavd n e way an neeva us has no body hair. karl jokin bowt shavin r pubes! or his arse, turns owt he has a well hairy arse. We woz messin abowt an thinkin up stuff 2 shave on r pubes - karl wantd CUNT ritten across! An then he pulls of his trakky bottoms an eez naked! wiv his cock hangin owt an he woz rite abowt his arse, well hairy, but i cudnt blieve da size of his balls, fuckin massiv! they woz hangin half way down his leg! he startd 2 shave his bits an he woz gettin it all ovva da floor so i told him 2 do it in da bath. kinda hot watchin him get in cos he got his leg over an i got a nice view of his balls. He wanna me 2 shave in da lettarz on his pubes cos he reckond he culdnt do it - wasnt sure but did it an then he wanna me 2 shav his balls while i down ther! he woz sayin its nuffin gay like but E Z R if i do it. no way would i let sum 1 shave me balls but he woz well up 4 it an it woz kinda turnin me on so i startd like an then he says i gotta hold his cock up as i do it. not sure wot woz goin on but cos i woz still pissd an bit stoned 2 i grabbd his cock an startd 2 shav tha massiv balls. not sure if cos he hadnt wankd for a bit or if they is always so big, but dis scally lads bollocks woz like footballs. I woz well wantin 2 get me mouf round em.
He startd goin on bowt had i ever tryd sittin on me arm so it goes ded an then wankin cos it feels like sum1 is doin it 4 u, wich i aint. he said he aint eeva but herd bowt it. his cock startd 2 get hard an i is still holdin it, not sure wot 2 do. he put his hand on me hand wich is holdin his cock an starts 2 move it up n down, an then lets go. I jus carry on an his cock is total hard now, his cock is sorta funny shape - thick in da middle an then thinner at da top, not 2 long, but felt good in me hand. he shuts his eyes an starts groanin, so i jus carry on, i is hard 2. been doin it 4 a bit an then i feel his hand on me hed an he pushes me down on 2 his cock, an i aint stoppin him. i takes his cock in me mouf an starts suckin. it fits well e z in me mouf an he keeps his hands on me hed an starts 2 push me faster so i give him a well hard suck, can feel his cock bashin da back of me throat an me spit is runnin all down his cock, i start 2 gag a bit but keep goin an i is goin so fast i woz hedbuttin his abs. dont no how long i woz going at it but it felt like ages an i did wot i woz well wantin 2 do an grabbd his balls an startd to pull em, wich i think he woz likin cos he groand even more so i kept pullin on em, holdin em at da top - i could e z get me hole fist round da bit of skin above his balls. i kept suckin hard an i could feel his body shake an startd 2 cum in me mouf. i tryd 2 pull away, but he held me hed down an me mouf woz fillin up wiv his jiz, all runnin down me chin. he mustav emptyd his balls cos he just kept on cumin and me mouf woz full. i pulld away an spat it owt down sink, but it woz all down me chin 2 so had 2 wash it off. Karl didnt say nuffin bowt wot had happend, jus went an skinned up an left me 2 it, so i had a quick wank ova da sink an then went an had a smoke. Karl ended up shavin his hed down 2 a skinhed, but he left CUNT on his minge!

gayboy cousins cock

Saw me gayboy cousin in da buff last nite. Av been going round a bit l8tly cos I found out he knowz his stuff wiv da old web deezine an that, an he said he would help me learn sum stuff cos I wanna be able 2 do stuff an wanna funk up da old blog. Corse didn’t tell him that Y I wanna learn – don’t wont him knowing bowt wot I get up 2, reckon he’d well get off on it!
So been round a few times an he shown me sum stuff on dreamweaver an giz us a copy so I can do sum stuff on me own puta. Woz well ova me hed 2 start wiv but know how 2 do sumfings now. Told mike I is doin it so I can make a site bowt me motor.
Woz round at his pad last nite (didn’t tell me m8s were I been goin as don’t wann tell em I been hangin owt wiv a gayboy cos they seen him an know wot his like an they would rip da piss) an he teach me sum more things an then showd me wot stuff he’s dunn, well cool stuff, bit of an artist I reckon. We had a few bevvies tho they didnt have no lager or vodka so had 2 put up wiv wine, wich i only drink if i'm real desprate tho it werent 2 bad. I had 2 put up wiv his tunes 2 wich woz all gayboy stuff tho i dont mind sum kylie, later stuff tho. turned out he woz going out clubbin l8r wiv his gayboy crew 2 Revenge wich is local battyboy club an he wanna know if i wantd 2 go! He woz havin a rite larf, tho i didnt tell him 2 fuck off like i wantd 2. Just think o me m8s seein me cumin owt of a gay club! N e way, so i said i'd jus hed back but he said there woz no rush an startd 2 put his clubbin threds on, an jus strippd off in front of me down 2 his undies wich woz theez pink (y am i nowt suprizd) Y fronts an he startd askin me wot he shuld put on! Mus say his body nowt 2 bad, nice an brown, tho dont reckon is real cos dont c him owt playin footie much! eez proppa slim but not 2 much, bowt my hite, smooth 2 not a fuckin hair on him! Did c he got quite a knob on him, woz sumfin blugin owt his pants, lookd like he had bit o trouble gettin it all in, could c a def cock owtline goin 2 da side. Got a rite tite little butt 2, bet tha seen sum action! Reckon he knew i woz checkin him owt tho i made sure i woz lookin when he dont know. Tried 2 c him in trakkie kit in me hed, but dont reckon it would work, got a boner tho, wich woz problem when i had 2 get up 2 go. Shame i didnt get 2 c da hole package but woz nice an gave me sumfin 2 wank ovva. Been doin sum stuff for a new lookin scally lad blog 2, so should have sumfin shit hot lookin soon.

scally lad back

soz i aint been bloggin for a bit but i been avin flu an not been up 2 much, an deffo nowt fuckin, jus been smokin an stayin in bed. feelin betta now tho so will have sum stuff 2 rite bowt soon. for now eerz sum scally fuckin pics 2 keep ya goin, laterz

scally lad an da skater lad

We woz in da park playin footie at da weekend an there woz theez slater ladz on there boards doin jumps n stuff next 2 us an there woz dis 1 lad who kept lookin over an chekin us owt. He woz kinda fit alltho lookd like a twat wiv his jeans pulld down so low all his undies woz showin, he had a well tite little butt mind an his arse crack woz showin thru. I kept lookin over an seein him. He fell over a few times which woz well funny coz reckon he woz tryin 2 show of. 1 time he went flyin an sorta did a roll an ended on his back. 1 of da utha ladz kept jumpin on da wall an doin a forward flip wich woz well cool. Bet he coulda done a flip an landed on me cock! Def have sum fun wiv dat 1
Da first skater lad came an sat on da grass at da side of pitch were we woz playin an sat there watchin us. After a bit he came up 2 us an askd us for a light an he woz lookin at me so I gave him me lighter an he woz stood there lightin his fag an eyein me. Then he said cheers an went off an sat wiv his m8.
We woz still in da park when it woz dark an sum of me scally lad m8s went an got sum cans an we startd drinkin. Sum of da skater ladz woz still abowt an da 1 who had been watchin woz doin stunts on his board on his own. He mustve clockd me keep watchin him an he comes past us an looks me in da eye for a sec an walkd over 2 dis hut were da loos is an I can see his fag burnin in tha dark. I says 2 da lads I’m gonna go piss behind da hut an so I walk over 2 were da skater lad is an walk rite close 2 him an give him da eye as I goes past an behind da hut where no 1 can c. he watches me go an when I get behind da hut I get me cock owt an start pissin an wait 2 c if he cums round. An bowt a min later I c him cum round da corner still wiv his skate board an he walks up 2 me an I has jus stopd pissin an me trackie bottoms r still pulld down an me cock hangin owt. I start shakin it dry an he cums over an holds it an starts pullin me skin back an forward an touchin me balls so I get hard well quick. He pulls me trackies rite down an gets down an starts 2 suck me. He starts slow an can take me cock all da way down his throat. He’s lookin up at me as he’s doin it an pullin on me balls which feels real nice as they woz massiv an hanging low coz I hadn’t wanked for 2 days. He startd getting faster an I woz jus stood there hopin no 1 woz gonna cum round da corner.
He woz suckin well tite an takin me dick all the way owt of his mouth an there woz loadsa spit over it an then he shoved it back 2 da back of his throat. He got his cock owt an startd wankin it off. He then well surprised me cos he pulld a rubber owt an rolled in on me cock. Then he had a little packet of lube 2 so he got down an woz on his back lyin on his skate board an pulld his jeans n undies up an spread his legs wide so I got a nice show of his ringpiece an he put sum lube on his finger n then put it up his arse an startd stretchin it wiv his fingers, putting more lube up. It woz well horny an I was well needin 2 fuck sum arse so I didn’t need askin an I go down an fingered his hole 2 make sure it woz wide enuff an then put sum of da lube on me cock an shuvd it up his tite hole. It was hard fuckin him wiv his jeans round his ankles so I pulld em off an then I could hold his legs in me hands an spread em as wide as theyd go wich woz well wide an so he had his knees up by his chest. I fuckd him hard an I could tell he wantd it, he woz makin loads noise an told me 2 fuck him harded. It woz not e z fuckin him on da ground wiv all da bushes n leaves but I got hold of da skate board an he woz grabbin it 2 so he wouldn’t roll off an I startd movin him back n forward wiv it so I woz movin his ring up an down me shaft. I wantd 2 get well fast so laid on top of him an startd thrustin me arse up n down as fast as I could so me cock woz goin in an all da way owt. I came owt a few times an had 2 stuff it back in. I woz getting close an got vertical again so he could wank himself of, I woz poundin him like a fuckin rabbit an he groaned an shot cum so far it went past his head! An then dumped a load on his chest. I could feel mine getting ready 2 shoot an gave it 1 more an I woz gushin inside him. When I pulld up da rubber woz full loads wiv my cum. We pulld r clothes back up an I said I better go first so jus left him 2 it an went back 2 da lads an they didn’t say nuffin bowt me takin me time so don’t think they noticed. Over by da hut I could c a fag lite up so reckon sum 1 woz satistied!

got r cocks owt last nite!

woz owt on the razz last nite. me an sum of me scally lad m8s woz drinkin down on da beach an we got well pissed up an wantd 2 go clubbin so we tried 2 get in2 1 of da clubs on da c front an we woz q ing an me m8 paul who is alwayz gettin his cock owt an deez birds woz walkin past an givin us lot da eye an larfin an paul got his cock owt an startd wavin it bowt at them, they woz well lovin it an all gigglin. sum more birds went past an he did it again an jimbo got his owt 2! deez girls woz rite stuck up tho an just gave us evils an walkd off. a couple of queerz went past an they woz havin a rite butchers an paul shoutd owt if they wanna suck on it! then he showed em his arse. da bouncers saw us an came an had a go but we werent gonna go, then more fuckin bouncer twats came over an told us 2 fuck of an no way we coulda taken em so we went back 2 pauls.
it wernt long before he had his cock owt again, hez such a gayboy scally! wo got on 2 talkin bowt who got da biggest cock an sum1 said get em owt an find owt so most of us pulld r trackies down an got r meat owt. rob said we should line up an have a look so we got up in a line wiv r cocks hangin owt! woz well funny an we woz all shakin em abowt. reckon paul mus have da biggest. this lad calld daz whos 15 an follows us everywere wouldnt get his owt an paul stard takin da piss an reckond it woz cos he woz hard an didnt want us 2 c! so we grabbd his an pulld his trakkies down an he woz gettin all upset an screemin like a bitch. paul got his knife owt an woz jokin abowt cuttin his dick off if he didnt show us. we got him naked an he had a well massiv cock so dont no y he didnt wanna show us, he onlya little lad 2. paul rubbd his cock in dazza's face while we had him pinned an told him 2 suck it. he got well upset so we let him go an he fuckd of owt da house. woz well funny nite tho.