no pussy for scally lad

woz owt in town last nite down by da pier an woz a big crew, bowt 20 o us so havin a rite larf. tanya woz ther but sorta ignor each uvva an she wiv a new bloke n e way, rite big bastard! dis slapper jo woz rite comin on2 me all nite an keeps puttin her arm round me an tryin 2 nick me smoke! she well known for bein a slag an i mus b only 1 of us who aint shaggd her. she dragged me way from da group down 2 da beach an woz sayin all dis shit bowt me bein real nice an how sheez alwayz liked me, all dis kinda shit. know wot she woz really wantin, my cock! She wanna cum back wiv me 2 my place but said not a good idea cos me mum an then donno Y but said i'd go back 2 hers, said she had sum more booze so that prob Y.
N e wayz we get 2 hers an we R only jus thru the door an she is like cumin on 2 me, an i'm like 'cool it girl', so we has a drink in her room an sheez lyin on da bed all like givin it da cum on, so i stays standin up, then she tells me 2 cum ova 2 da bed an then sheez all ova me again an got her arms round me an starts kissin me neck, so i push her wayz an get up again an sheez sayin dont u wannit? 2 be honest i didnt, jus wanna get owt of there. Then she starts lyin back an takin her panteez off an then liftin up her top so her tits were owt all ova da place, fuckin massiv tits, but droopin 2 da side. She spreds her legs wide in front of me so i can see her cunt an starts fingerin her cunt wiv 1 hand an rubbin her tits wiv da uvva. it werent doin nuffin for me, but she kept sayin 'dont u wannit?' I woz stayin well away, then she gets on all 4s wiv her arse 2 me an pulls up her skirt so i can C her arse an looks round at me an still fingerin her cunt, wiv 2 fingers now, lookd well slack down ther, most of me m8s cocks av been up ther - thinkin bowt that nearly got me hard! She woz well goin for it now, openin up her cunt lips well wide, i thought she dont need me! She woz still rubbin her tits and startd shakin her hed abowt an closin her eyes, then runnin her hand thru her hair. she woz goin 'cum on big boy, fuck me' but i werent even hard, mus be first time i had a bitch in front of me wiv her cunt owt an not been hard. Then she says i can fuck her butt cos she knows i like dat. That well fuckd me of, dont know who she been talkin 2, prob tanya. I tell her 2 shut up an its no gonna happen. Then she gets all shitty wiv me an starts actin like rite bitch an sayin i mus b gay an stuff, an that sheez herd storyz bowt me doin gay stuff. She woz well shoutin an then hits me! Sheez sayin 'get owt gay boy' an stuff. I jus wanna hit her, but u dont hit birds. So i jus fuckd of owt o ther, stupid bitch. Def a 1st tho, turnin down bit o pussy.