massiv scally lad bollocks!

me m8 karl woz round yesday, eez bit of a twat but eez alrite an eez good for weed, an i wantd sum so i giz him a bell an he came ova wiv da gear an we open sum cans 2 an got bit pissd. i put sum bangin tunes on an we had it pumpin full blast, must av pissd da naybours off but they is bunch o cunts n e way. karl woz sayin how he wanna get his hed shavd cos it gettin 2 long an i has sum clippers so he want me 2 do it an i didnt really wanna do it cos i was gettin stoned but then it sounded like a larf an so i got da clippers an we went 2 da bafroom an karl took of his shirt an woz jus in his trakky bottoms. he lent ova da bath an woz tellin me he wood nut me if i fuckd up, i told him 2 shut up an stay still, but we woz crakkin up an he kept movin bowt so i grabbd his hed an hold it still. So i woz standin ova him wiv me legs each side kinda like i woz ridin him! I woz shavin his hed an i never fancyd karl b4 but sumfin bowt his legs spred an him bendin ova da side of da bath so his back woz curvd an his arse woz stickin out lookin well nice in his trakkies - tite round his crack, an he woz grabbin da side wiv his arms so his mussles woz real flexd an it felt sexy how i had his hed in me hand movin it bowt as i woz shavin it. i startd 2 get hard! an it woz real obvius, if he ad lookd round he woulda seen huge bulge in me trakkies. he movd back sum times an his back woz touchin me an he mustav felt me cock but he not say nuffin. i finishd shavin his hed an i had been tryin not 2 fink abowt pullin down his trakky botoms an bendin him rite over da bath an rammin me cock up his arse an me cock had startd 2 go down so i woz standin wiv a semi. He checkd owt wot i had dun an said it woz ok, then he wantd me 2 do sum tramlines an then we woz larfin bowt wot i could cut in2 his hed an we woz cumin up wiv deez stupid ideas. he wantd me 2 shave WKD in2 his hed! He woz well up 4 it an kept goin on, then he bottled owt, but we had sum more cans an he jus got up an said he wanna me 2 do it, so i startd 2 do a W on 1 side of his hed an i woz gonna do a K at da back an then D on da uvva side. i startd doin W an it woz well shit, cos i woz well hammerd, i woz tryin 2 do it strait but it werent an he kept pissin bowt an makin me fuck up, so i didnt look much like a W, but i did K n D 2 but lookd so shit, an when karl lookd in da mirror he woz pissin himself - lucky he couldnt c da back. We woz jokin bowt wot else we could shave - mine is proppa shavd n e way an neeva us has no body hair. karl jokin bowt shavin r pubes! or his arse, turns owt he has a well hairy arse. We woz messin abowt an thinkin up stuff 2 shave on r pubes - karl wantd CUNT ritten across! An then he pulls of his trakky bottoms an eez naked! wiv his cock hangin owt an he woz rite abowt his arse, well hairy, but i cudnt blieve da size of his balls, fuckin massiv! they woz hangin half way down his leg! he startd 2 shave his bits an he woz gettin it all ovva da floor so i told him 2 do it in da bath. kinda hot watchin him get in cos he got his leg over an i got a nice view of his balls. He wanna me 2 shave in da lettarz on his pubes cos he reckond he culdnt do it - wasnt sure but did it an then he wanna me 2 shav his balls while i down ther! he woz sayin its nuffin gay like but E Z R if i do it. no way would i let sum 1 shave me balls but he woz well up 4 it an it woz kinda turnin me on so i startd like an then he says i gotta hold his cock up as i do it. not sure wot woz goin on but cos i woz still pissd an bit stoned 2 i grabbd his cock an startd 2 shav tha massiv balls. not sure if cos he hadnt wankd for a bit or if they is always so big, but dis scally lads bollocks woz like footballs. I woz well wantin 2 get me mouf round em.
He startd goin on bowt had i ever tryd sittin on me arm so it goes ded an then wankin cos it feels like sum1 is doin it 4 u, wich i aint. he said he aint eeva but herd bowt it. his cock startd 2 get hard an i is still holdin it, not sure wot 2 do. he put his hand on me hand wich is holdin his cock an starts 2 move it up n down, an then lets go. I jus carry on an his cock is total hard now, his cock is sorta funny shape - thick in da middle an then thinner at da top, not 2 long, but felt good in me hand. he shuts his eyes an starts groanin, so i jus carry on, i is hard 2. been doin it 4 a bit an then i feel his hand on me hed an he pushes me down on 2 his cock, an i aint stoppin him. i takes his cock in me mouf an starts suckin. it fits well e z in me mouf an he keeps his hands on me hed an starts 2 push me faster so i give him a well hard suck, can feel his cock bashin da back of me throat an me spit is runnin all down his cock, i start 2 gag a bit but keep goin an i is goin so fast i woz hedbuttin his abs. dont no how long i woz going at it but it felt like ages an i did wot i woz well wantin 2 do an grabbd his balls an startd to pull em, wich i think he woz likin cos he groand even more so i kept pullin on em, holdin em at da top - i could e z get me hole fist round da bit of skin above his balls. i kept suckin hard an i could feel his body shake an startd 2 cum in me mouf. i tryd 2 pull away, but he held me hed down an me mouf woz fillin up wiv his jiz, all runnin down me chin. he mustav emptyd his balls cos he just kept on cumin and me mouf woz full. i pulld away an spat it owt down sink, but it woz all down me chin 2 so had 2 wash it off. Karl didnt say nuffin bowt wot had happend, jus went an skinned up an left me 2 it, so i had a quick wank ova da sink an then went an had a smoke. Karl ended up shavin his hed down 2 a skinhed, but he left CUNT on his minge!