got r cocks owt last nite!

woz owt on the razz last nite. me an sum of me scally lad m8s woz drinkin down on da beach an we got well pissed up an wantd 2 go clubbin so we tried 2 get in2 1 of da clubs on da c front an we woz q ing an me m8 paul who is alwayz gettin his cock owt an deez birds woz walkin past an givin us lot da eye an larfin an paul got his cock owt an startd wavin it bowt at them, they woz well lovin it an all gigglin. sum more birds went past an he did it again an jimbo got his owt 2! deez girls woz rite stuck up tho an just gave us evils an walkd off. a couple of queerz went past an they woz havin a rite butchers an paul shoutd owt if they wanna suck on it! then he showed em his arse. da bouncers saw us an came an had a go but we werent gonna go, then more fuckin bouncer twats came over an told us 2 fuck of an no way we coulda taken em so we went back 2 pauls.
it wernt long before he had his cock owt again, hez such a gayboy scally! wo got on 2 talkin bowt who got da biggest cock an sum1 said get em owt an find owt so most of us pulld r trackies down an got r meat owt. rob said we should line up an have a look so we got up in a line wiv r cocks hangin owt! woz well funny an we woz all shakin em abowt. reckon paul mus have da biggest. this lad calld daz whos 15 an follows us everywere wouldnt get his owt an paul stard takin da piss an reckond it woz cos he woz hard an didnt want us 2 c! so we grabbd his an pulld his trakkies down an he woz gettin all upset an screemin like a bitch. paul got his knife owt an woz jokin abowt cuttin his dick off if he didnt show us. we got him naked an he had a well massiv cock so dont no y he didnt wanna show us, he onlya little lad 2. paul rubbd his cock in dazza's face while we had him pinned an told him 2 suck it. he got well upset so we let him go an he fuckd of owt da house. woz well funny nite tho.