fuckin scally lads!

‘Ad a well fuckin horny fuck wiv ben last night. I aint seen him for ages an he turned up at my place last night lookin all bovered. Tanya woz at her mums all night an ben came in an we got hammered on a crate of stella. Ben wouldn’t tell me woz up to start wiv but then he started to talk. Turns out he aint seen me for ages coz he woz worried abowt wot we’d done together an thought I might be a faggot. Told him I aint no fukkin faggot, just fancied a fuck an he woz the only one around. He said hes been seein dis new bird but hes not sure if he likes her an they had a big barny last night. Sounds like she don’t like him hanging owt wiv us mates. His dad’s kicked him owt of home, he didn’t say y. so hes been stayin wiv this girl Stacey an coz they had this big argument he didn’t wanna stay there an came to c me.
N e way we got way pissed an I remember ben said he woz really hot an y didn’t we go outside an cool off. It must’ve been fuckin freezing owt there but he stripped totally fuckin naked an went owt into da back garden an started runnin abowt wiv his can of stella an shoutin. I took everythin but me boxers off an went owt, he woz chasin me an trying to get me boxers off. It woz so fuckin horny seeing his cock an balls bashin abowt – it woz freezing owt there but he still looked big! Then he slipped over an I got a nice view of his arse crack. I woz tryin not to get hard. Then he started trying to swing on the washing line but fell over again. He found dis piece of wood an startd chasin me an pretendin to fuck me up da arse wiv it! He chased me inside an we ended up on me bed. Next minute he had me on me back, me legs bent over me chest and ripped of me boxers. He startd to finger me. Woz a bit tight at first an wasn’t sure if I liked it but he started to spit on me hole an rub it up me wiv his finger, goin in deeper an then started to use 2 fingers till he woz really stretching me arse apart. It startd 2 feel well nice an he used sum more spit. He woz rubbin my chest wiv his other hand. Then he spread me legs wide apart holding my ankles, spat on his massiv cock an started to stick it in me. Woz well painful at first an I pushed him of, but he did it again an I could feel it push past me ring an slide up me. It kept going further an further till he woz totally inside me. Then he stated 2 fuck me slow at first wiv his face above mine, an still holding me legs wide apart. I started 2 wank meself an he got faster an harder, an startd 2 grunt. He raised me arse up, so he could fuck me deeper an he was pressed rite on top ov me. I could feel his breath on me face. He woz really goin for it by now an it felt fukin nice my arse getting a good poundin and getting stretchd wide apart.
Then he turned me ovva so I woz on me hands an knees an shoved his cock up me arse again. It felt even deeper and I woz shunted forward. It felt like it woz banging somefing inside me but felt great. He pulled me cheeks apart and fucked me harder an harder till I woz banging the head board. He made a few really hard slow fucks so his cock went in all da way an he stopped so I could really feel it then pulled owt again an did that a few times. I kept wankin myself an he started 2 say he woz getting close an startd 2 groan. He got even harder an faster. Me arse woz getting raw. Then he said he woz cumin an gave 1 last shove and fell on 2 me back. It felt like he woz cumin for ages an while he woz still inside me I cam all ovva da bed. Cant remember much after that! Think we both passed owt. Ben left well early for work so havnt really seen him since. Hope I c him soon.