gay guy wanna take pics of me naked

woz doing more work at da gay guys house 2day. we finishd early coz its friday an we usually go down da pub. i didnt wanna go tho coz i'm bit skint at the mo an said i'd stay b hind an clear up. da owner came back early an we got chattin again. he woz like askin wot i'm dion at da weekend an were i go out an stuff, askin if ive got a bird, so i told him abowt tanya. turns out he does sum foto stuff on da side, pix of lads an puts em on da net an sells em, only takes pix of str8 lads. could tell e wantd 2 ask me, so i asks how much he pays an its pretty good money, would want proppa gay stuff tho, me cock hard an that, jus on me own tho, no fuckin. i askd if i woz good enuff for da site, an he said deffo i woz, then he came owt wiv it an askd if i'd do it, would pay me few hundred quid, could do wiv dat. think he woz xpectin me to be offended, but i said i'd think abowt it. he told me not 2 tell da others, corse not, know wot they'd say. so, wot u think lads? should i do it? need da cash. n e way, jus rolled a nice fat joint, so gonna lite it b fore tanya gets back, an watch sum porn.

gave ben horny masage

ben woz round last nite, he lives on da same estate an tanya woz owt at her mums. me head aint 2 bad from sat nite, but bens bruises still quite bad. lucky he aint got n e on his face coz it'd be bad for his work. we watchd american pie, well funny movie, pissin ourselvz. ben startd sayin how his bruisez woz hurtin an i woz thinkin if ther woz n e thing i could give him. had a look in da bathroom an found sum masage oil tanya had baught 2 try an get me to use on 'er, told 'er to fuck off! but thout it mite help ben an gave it 2 him an he woz like "wot da fucks dat? looks well gay" I said it mite help, then he said i'd av 2 do it coz he coulnt reach all da way round. he laid on me bed in his boxers face down an i pored a bit of oil on 'es back an he shouted tha it woz cold an i had 2 warm it up in me hands first, so i did that an startd rubbin in all ova his back, wich felt really gay but well nice. not sure if he woz enjoyin it coz he wasnt sayin n e thing, sumtimes he flinchd a bit when i touchd hes bruisez but i rubbed all da oil in, then he turnd ova an told me 2 do his front so i started on his chest wich is total smoov so it felt nice, then i movd me hands down a bit an startd doin his stomach. then he told me 2 go lower an i realized he woz hard an i moved 1 of me hands down inta his boxers an felt his cock. i pulled it outta his boxers and then took em of, he had his eyes closd an i got sum more oil an startd rubbin it inta his cock an he startd groanin so new he woz likin it. i startd 2 wank him proppa an it felt well diffrent wiv da oil, but nice, kinda softer. i took me cock out me pants, which had gone well 'ard an startd 2 wank meself 2, i woz already well turnd on so new it wouldnt take long. ben startd makin more groanin an i could feel his cock throbbin so new he woz gettin close an startd 2 wank both us faster. he shouted he woz cummin an i could feel me abowt to explode 2. he shot rite up 2 his neck, loads of it, just kept cummin, then i shot me load all ova his chest. we just lay there 4 a bit, he woz rubbin his chest, rubbin it all in, then he said he wantd a shower so i gave him a towel an he went inta bathroom. i thought it b sexy 2 have one togevva so tried 2 go in 2 but he'd lockd the door, so i went an had another wank thinkin abowt him in da shower.

got inta fight last nite

woz owt clubbin last nite wiv me m8s an dis tosser knocked into me m8 dave an spilt his pint everywer. we told dis bloke, who woz rite scally lad, to apologiz an buy dave nuvva drink, but he werent gonna an so ben pushed him, then dis lad tried 2 get ben back but me an dave blockd im. next thing loads of us woz round an threatnin each uvva, then da bouncers came ova an coz they only seen wot ben had done thru us lot owt. we woz well pissd off an went down on ta beach for a smoke. later i woz walkin back wiv ben along da C front an dis car pulls up an 4 of da lads from da club gets owt an surrounds us an we woz all jus standin there 4 a minute an 1 of da scally lads says "alrite lads". then one of em's grabbed me round da neck from behind an nother 1 cums for me, but i kick him real hard an he backs of, but 3rd one hits me in da face an he must 'av been wearin knuckle duster. fuck it hurt, knockd me ova an i could taste da blood on me face. next thing they chasin ben along da beach an pull him 2 da ground an start kickin him in. woz well bad. i woz holdin me head were it woz bleedin an ran ova 2 help. i saw a bit ov wood on da ground an pickd it up. ran ova an startd wavin it, woz gonna use it on em. then there woz sum flashin lites way off along da road and da lads ran back 2 there car an drove of. it woz a cop car an it slowed down an could tell cops woz watchin us. ben werent 2 bad, bit bruised on his side an his arms were he woz tryin 2 stop em kickin his head. da police wanted us 2 make a statemnt an go wiv em but we didn't. said we didnt want to get checked eitha. I went back 2 bens an we got stoned. hope i see da lads again coz they gonna pay for it.