vibrating fone betta than a dildo!

I now i aint been postin 4 like ages but soz bowt dat, kinda been spendin time on forum an shit. an tell ya truth, it been a bit of a slow winter if u know wot i sayin :( - yeh aint been much shaggin and din think u want loadsa storyz bowt me wankin ma own dick!
gotta funny an horny story from da weekend tho wot i rekon u like. Woz 5 of us lads rownd at Als place cos he livin wiv his bird now an she woz owt wiv her m8s an it only place we can go an av it all ourselfs an know we not gonna get bovverd by mums an sisters as shit.
Al woz tellin us bowt wen he found his birds vibrator an it dis massiv fing wiv a curvd end an he got his cock ard an check em next 2 each uvva but lucky his cock is bigga! well dat wot he say, but he glad cos he b worryd if she got like a vibrator bigga an im, cos wot if she dun need him no more! mind, one of lads say Als dick aint curve at end, so vibrator must b doin sumthing he aint! Then Al ask how duz he know wot Als dick look like?! then blakey go all red an then say well he hope Als dick aint shape like dat!
da lads tellin Al 2 go get dis vibrator so he brings it owt an it dis big, smoov, pink fing wiv an end bit wot curvs an a cable attachd 2 uvva end. robo ask Al if he tryd it up his shitter! Al tell im 2 fuck off, but then gets dis evil look an says its a gud idea an we shud try it on sum1 an he turns 2 look at blakey he says it an wen he smiles we all jump on blakey an hold im down. blakey struggels an sum1 shout pull his trackys down an i is on it! i pull da waistband down of his black trackys an cos he riggling it make it EZer 2 pull em off an just hav his wite pants showin. i pull his trackys rite down 2 his ankels an hold em down, then robo grabs blakeys pants an pulls em, then he shouts owt 'fuckin ell blakey'! cos dirty skidmarks inside his pants, dirty fucka! blakeys hairy arse is bouncin up an down an Al standin ova im wiv da vibrator ready 2 try it, but wen he turn it on, nuffin, an turns owt battery run owt - i larf an say his misses must av run em down! an den all lads larfin 2. we still got blakey pinned down an daz sayin if n e 1 gotta there fone wot we can use an set it on vibrate. i pull owt ma slimline fone an say i dun rekon u gettin that up n e were!
We let blakey go and Al fucks of sumwere, then cums back wiv dis old fone, 1 of em small, rounder ones an say dis shud do trick! i can c blakey backin off 2 door, but Al say he give n e lad a half ounce bag if they can get da fone up ther arse an let us ring it. it all goz quiet an i finkin iv ad bigga up ma arse an i been owta smokes 4 weeks, so i say i do it, but wanna ounce bag! all lads lookin mazed at me, and den all larfin and whistlin.
Al givz me da fone - he wink at me so uthers cant see! - well he know i can take it. he says fone aint gotta sim, so i take mine owta ma own fone and put it in. We both look at da fone an both say rekon betta put a rubber on it! I aint got n e spare, but robo givz us 1. Al then says ther is sum vasaline in da bathroom - daz say they gotta see dis an gets up, but i say no fukin way u wotchin me puttin it in! they can just ring it afta 2 see i dun it. i go in2 bathroom an lock door an pull ma trackys off an undeez off. i find da vasaline an i scoop 2 fingaz of it an bend ova da bath, makin sure ma tshirt pull up, an i stick em rite in me crak - dis is 1 of ma favrite wanks, wiv 2 fingaz up me arse - an vasline feel nice an warm. i turn ma fingaz arownd a bit to loosen me up. i do it 2 more times, feelin EZer each time an gettin ma fingaz in farer up ma hole. i decide 2 go 1 more finga an put sum vasline on 3 fingaz an shuv em rite in ther - i push em all way 2 ma nuckels an i can feel ma tite ring rownd em an then soft flesh insdie ma passige wot i masage wiv ma finger tips. it feels so gud dat i get rock hard. Al shoutin thru door how is it goin? 'fine' i say 'need a bit longer tho'. Al then says daz rekon i woulda swollowd it up rite away! I pick up da fone an it starts vibing! i shout 2 lads 2 stop it but it stops n e way. i look around da bathroom an rekon best way i gonna get fone up ma butt is lyin down, so i get down an ma back an pull ma legs up 2 ma chest - i finkin, if n e 1 cums in rite now they gonna get an eyefull! - i takes da fone in ma hand an puts da smaller end up 2 ma arsehole - fuck its cold! - an i start 2 push. it aint goin in at 1st an it makin ma ring sting as i push aganst it, an it hard against ma cheeks an i finkin it aint gonna go in, but i try relaz more an giv it 1 arder push an sudden it like slides in, an wen it goin it just keep slidin til all of it disapear up me butt, cept da short ariel bit, an i cant feel it cold no more. i stand up an no way it dropping owt, it well stuck up ther, but it feels gud, like me arse realy stuffd full. i start 2 get ard again an i need a wank rite then.
i decide 2 av a lyin wank an get bak down on floor on me back. i start wankin me cock hard - betta b a quik 1 - an pull me legs bak up me chest so i can use uvva hand down 2 push an pull da stumpy arial bit of fone stikin owt so i can feel fone move bowt abit in me arse. it feels well mazin an i push me nees bak far as they can go, i still wankin ard an fast, an close me eyes, fikin i bein fukced by Al. then fone start vibratin! fuk me it feels gud an wot wiv me wankin ard, vibratin fone an sumfin so big in me arse, it dum take long to get close 2 cummin. i pull ma tshirt rite up so i dun get it and den wank til i shoot a load all ova ma abs an chest - i get sum on me shirt n e ways - fuck. there aint no bog paper, so i av 2 pull a towl of side of da bath an use it to clean up me cum. Al nockin on door agian an i say im cummin - he dun kno i jus av! lol.
i go bak 2 join uvva lads an they say i been fukcin ages - bet i been njoyin it 2 much an ad a wank! i larf an say it jus take ages to get it up. they dun beleev i dun it, but Al say only way 2 find owt an it start vibin, but it real quiet. i tell em 2 shut up an they just bowt hear summit, but they jus fink i hidin it sumwere. Al puts his hand on me crak - i say, wot fukc u doin - but he larfs an says u can feel it vibe if u put ur hand ther an then all lads tryin 2 feel an killin emselvs larfin. Al stops ringin me number, but fone vibing again in me butt and i tell lads 2 cut it owt, but dey all sayin it aint them an it rings 4 bowt a minite. wen i gets fone owt after an cheks, da mesage from mum! rekon i wont tell her were da fone woz wen she rang!!

dirty scally 3sum - part 2

so wot appens next u been askin, so i tells ya! i been ready 2 fuck off owta there, but olda lad stops me an pulls ma trackys down gen rite down 2 ma ankels, he push me ova 2 bed an i trip ova an fall on2 young lads ard cock. olda lad say ma arse aint gonna kno wot hit it! he slaps ma arse real ard wot fuckin sting, but alwyz like a bitta slap innit!
he tells his m8 2 sort me owt an he b back in a minit. i take ma trackys off again an young lad asks if he can blinfold me cos da older lad luv it wen lads cant c wot he doin 2 em. i say yeh ok, so he use ma shirt 2 tie round ma hed real tite an i cant c a fing. he tells me 2 lie back on da bed an it feel well fuckin kinky lyin ther butt nakid an not seein wot goin on, jus waitin 2 b used by deez 2 scally lads. i hear his m8 cum back in an dump a load of stuff on da bed. he says nah, can do better an dat an den i gettin sum material shuvd in ma mouth, wich i find owt later is 1 of ems pants! it goz all quiet like an i dribblin cos of da pants in ma mouf, den i feel hands on ma ankels pinnin em rite back, next one of em is lickin owt ma hole, then rammin it wiv his tung real ard - i dunno wich lad lickin an wich one pinnin me legs back. da 1 on ma arse start 2 finger me hole as he licks it, so he openin me up, for i dunno wot!! it stops, den i hear summit click an next it well cold on ma ring, cos must b lubin me up innit. i hear em speak, so i know it older lad wot fingerin me. he says 2 uvva lad he gonna get me nice an slack!
eez bein well ruff wiv his fingers, shuvin like 2 or 3 up st8 away, hard, all way in, wiv da lube, but i jus bowt take it ok. he start fuckin me wiv fingaz, den wiv all 4 in i reckon an i can feel ma ringpeece gettin more streched an wider. he shuvin all way 2 his nuckles an i kno he pushin 2 get his hole fist in, but it wont go an ma arse not gettin wide enuff 2 take it. he spits on ma ring an trys again but no gud, i aint dat slack! it goz quiet agen an i finkin wot next?
den owta nowere fuckin summit big an ard gettin shuvd up ma arse, but not geezaz cock. feels like a big dildo an it make me tense cos not redy 4 it, but den as he feedin it 2 me more slower, in an out, it feels fuckin nice an i relax. da uvva lad push me legs back even more so ma arse is even more stickin up, an dildo now pushin all way in2 me, jus keeps going, must b fuckin loads inchs an i feel it rite deep inside, fillin me up. olda lad gets it all way in cos i feel his palm on ma crak pushin bottom of it.
he pulls it owt, den tell me 2 get on ma nees, an i rekcon it time 2 take dat massive, huge, fat dick of his. young lad lets go ma legs an i get on all 4s on da bed. da spit is runnin down ma chin cos of da pants stuffd in me mouf. olda lad tell me 2 pull ma arse cheeks part, so i reech back an pull em wide, but he say nah, more dan that, proppa rip em open. so i pull as much as i can an i can feel me ringpeece strechin. he say 'lovely', i feel im put sum more lube in2 me arse, wich is well cold, an den tip of dat monster cock on ma hole.
slowly dat huge dick is goin up ma arse an it so big it feel like bein fisted! ma arse is well streched alredy but it still tite as it slides up. i still pullin ma arse cheeks apart an his dick jus keeps on goin up, must b like 10 inchs. i av 2 stop im wiv ma hand b4 he gets it all in cos it feel like it aint gonna go no more, so he start 2 slowly slip it owt agen an den start fuckin real slow.
i is in heaven! i lets go me arse cheeks an hed down in2 bed, arse up an jus lettin im stuff me deep. he grabs hold me by waist an starts get in2 proppa rythum, gettin fasta an goin deeper. i can take it more an i feel im start 2 bash in2 me, so he must b nearly all 10 inchs in - cant bleev so much dick inside me!
i start 2 wank ma cock an i want im 2 fuck me arder! an he duz! fucks me so ard i fall flat on2 bed face down an he poundin me in2 it, da bed springin up an down as he fucks away an we both bouncin. he lyin rite on top of me thrustin his cock an it goin real deep now, all da way in - fuck its amazin! we is goin so ard an fast now i finkin da bed gonna break n e minite, he is swettin an ma hole raw an i kno we cant keep it up. he stops an pulls owt, but me arse stay wide open! he tells me 2 get on ma nees agen, den tells his m8 2 take ova, an i even forgot da lad woz in da room! he sticks his dick in me, but tell ya truth afta da monsta fuckin i jus ad, barely feel it, so i squeez me arse tite 2 giv im more feelin, but still aint touchin sides afta i ad such a massiv dick in me!
i finkin is dat it wiv olda lad? but he takes pants owta ma mouf, wich makes me dribble all ova bed. den i feel loads of warm, skin an sumfin ard in ma face an he starts 2 feed me his dick. i can taste ma arse, but i dun care an eat up his cock. i suck on wot i can get in ma mouf an he wanks da rest of it. young lad still fuckin ma butt, an i squeez titer an now i wankin ma cock agen, an lickin end of olda lads cock, an den wiv all dis horny shit i buildin up 2 cum an slow down ma wankin 2 hold it off, but den young lad say he cummin, an next i feel olda lads hot cum shootin owt all ova ma lips, ma face an in2 ma mouf - he jus keeps cummin an cummin an ma face is cuverd... its 2 much an i feel da cum rushin up in ma dick an next i is shootin all ova da sheets...

Hook up wiv 2 dirty scallys

woz owt in town on satday cos it a scorcha an luv goin in town wen it like it cos ad me top off, tuckd in me tracky Bs an all da fags lookin innit! wantin a bit i rekon! ha ha. i c deez 2 lads cummin at me, both nakid chest an jus long dark blu shorts an reeboks - cud c both warin wite CKs 2, cos stickin owta shorts. both of em real fit like, total smoov, nice an toned, cru cuts. 1 of em bowt my age an slimmer an uvva lad bit older, bigga an more mussle. an they ad dog wiv em.
so lads cummin at me down pavment, eyeballin me, an they aint movin owt ma way, takin up all da street, but i aint movin eeva, so i nock da smaller lad as i walk an i look bak finkin he mite say summit but lads aint lookin. they do lookin fit from behind tho, older lad wiv england tatt cross his lower back.
i keeps seein da lads in town an i startin 2 get feelin they is followin me, cos by da end evry time i looks bak lads is there. so i gets 2 ma stop 4 da bus cos i redy 2 hed bak an get wasted. i lites up an i jus standin there mindin ma biz an i C em lads cummin down street an lookin at me an sayin summit 2 each uvva, then they stop an 1 of em cums ova an i finkin is it cos i nockd in2 is m8? but he jus ask us 4 a lite, so i giv im it an he takes a smoke owta his shorts an puts it in his mouth, real slow like an he avin 2 stop da wind wiv his uvva hand as he lites it. he givz me bak da liter, dun say thanx or nuffin, jus stares at me an takes a slow drag an then blows in ma face. he say they got sum skunk bak at ther gaff if i wanna cum bak, an i aint ad it 4 ages so finkin bowt it, but do i wanna go wiv deez lads wot i dunno an sumfit funny bowt em? then geeza say they is gonna go bak an jus chill an he say it a way dat i kno wot he sayin - lads wanna 3way scally fuck innit. i well ard 4 his m8, da yunger 1, an he say they got a frige full of cans 2, so i is there!
they as a motor, a shitty blak clio an i as 2 get in da bak wiv da mutt! an it stinks!! an fukcin mutt keeps tryin fuckin rape ma face. yunger lad drivin wot i dun even kno ther names so i av 2 call im yung lad. old lad start skinnin up in car an pass me a smoke, so i nice and mellow time we pull up an we at there flat : )
so much 4 avin a smoke an a few tins wiv em, cos soon as we thru door they is on me man! olda lad grabs me bollox thru ma trackys an sayin rite we gonna av sum fun wiv u sexy fucka! he only pick me up an carry me thru 2 annuva room an throw me onna bed! yunger lad follow im in, an i finkin rite wot goin on eer?! an wot they gonna do 2 me!
older lad pushes yunger lad on top or me on bed, larfin. then he say he gonna shut dog away an goz owta room, so it jus me an young lad on da bed an we look at each uvver, not sure wot 2 do, then lad gets up, so i get up, but i well in2 im, cos he fit an got sexy face, real fuck-me eyes, so i get close up 2 im, pull im in2 me wiv 1 hand down back of his shorts an we start kissin. r bodys stick 2getha cos both hot an swetty but feels nice an well hot kissin im an i starts 2 get a boner an can feel he has 2 an r cocks ard an rubbin thru trackys an his shorts. i hear the floor creek behind me an then feel ma shirt bein pulld owta ma tracky. then older lad pulls ma rolld up shirt round ma neck an pulls me hed back an turns it wiv his free hand, so i lookin sidewayz. he start tunging me, standin behind, then tells yung lad 2 suck me off, an i feel ma trackys pullin down an me ard cock springin up. kids mouf feels reel wet as he
takes ma cock, suckin it gentel an pushin his lips bowt halfway down an back up. i feel da older lad pull his shorts down then fuck me dis massiv huge ard cock is pushin in2 ma crak! he been hidin a monster! it make ma cock throb even arder wich make young lad suck arder an take more me cock in his mouf. all i can fink bowt is da massiv dick rubbin ma arse, so i put me hands bakc of me an push older geeza off so i can get at it an wiv me hands behind me i getta hold an its fuckin huge! i start rubbin it an it so thick it needin 2 hands an it feel warm an all da vains bulgin an so much skin foldin bak - i gotta suck on it! i pull me cock away from yung lad an turn round. older lad is well smilling, cos he kno it! i go down, still holdin his monsta dick in me hands, pushin down on it so it stickin more owt, an it so wide i dunno if it gonna get in ma mouf. i opens me mouf wide as i can an start takin it in. his dick strechin ma lips, i moov ma hed down an av 2 open ma teeth wide as i can so i dun bite in2 it an it kills ma jaw. i can feel end of his dick rub top of me mouf an then bak of me throat an i nealy gag. me mouf is full but i swollow nowere near all his dick. i let go his dick an grab top of his balls, pullin down. then i start runnin me mouf up an down his dick best i can an pullin ard on his balls wot he seem 2 well like cos he sayin 'fuck yeh'. i startin 2 well get in2 it an as i doin it more i relax an takin more dick in me mouf, tho it still feelin like a fist in ur face! but yunger geeza pulls me away, rekon he dun like me suckin his m8s dick. older lad say he wanna fuck ma arse, but i say i aint ad nuffin that big up me an dunno if i cud take it. n e wayz his m8 say he wanna get fuckd by dis beast, an i can wotch, an i finkin wot innit 4 me, but mayb horny 2 wotch em fuck.
so da lads strip total nakid an on da bed an younger lad str8 on his back wiv nees up an his m8 hands im sum lube so he gets his arse all redy an shuvs sum fingaz up wiv lube. i jus standin ther strokin ma dick, dunno wot i menta do. older lad still got ragin boner an puts sum lube on his cock, then holds the other lads legs back an guides his massiv dick in2 lads arshole. i cant bleev yung lad takes it all up first time like, no probs, dick jus str8 in ther swollowd up. must admit it well horny wotchin lads fuck, like i shuldnt b ther or summit, kinda dirty. lad on top jus poundin dat poor arse, his own hot arse bouncin up an down, an few times his big dick jus poppd owt an i cud c younger lad his ring opend up like size of a fist!
i woz still wankin ma cock an it all gettin 2 much, i ad 2 join in, so i goz ova an sinks me face in2 top lads butt crak! he turns rownd suprisd like he forgoten i ther, but then opens his legs more so i can getta good goin on his arse. i push ma hed down an lick his crak, getta tast of salty swet, real horny. i licks all rownd his ring, keepin ma tung goin in circles but it well ard 2 do it wen his arse keeps movin up an down. i push ma tung rite in an i hear im groan an his back tense up. i push ma tung even more an it start 2 open up his ring till i got most ma tung in an i start rollin it around. i still wankin ma dick an it so horny i sudden bowt 2 cum an i finkin shit, were i gonna shoot? so i stand up an jus point ma dick ova top lads arse an fire ma cum all ova his juicd up crak. nice! he dun even stop or say nuffin, jus carry on fuckin his litle bitch! so i finkin time 4 me 2 exit, an i pullin ma trackys bak on an pickin up ma shirt wen older lad says were u goin? aint finishd wiv u yet!...

Ben back 2 fuck me!

fuck me! gotta tell ya dis. i jus seen ben 1st time in ages an i sittin eer wiv ma arse still full of is cum!
geeza txt me like owta nowere an say wot am i up 2 an wer i livin? i aint seen ben 4 ages an din even kno if he moved or wot. n e ways, so i get dis txt an i still kippin at karls, but karl owt innit, so i tell ben were 2 cum an i waitin 4 like ages jus lyin on da bed rubbin meslelf thru ma trackys - i aint wearin no pants - an finkin bowt all dem times ben fuckd me. so i finkin he aint cumin , he jus all talk, but den i hear geezers car an look owt an its ben an he lookin even fitter dan b4. i goz let im in.
ben cumz in2 da flat an he lookin so fukcin fit, he gets me well horny an i alredy tentin in me tracky Bs, an it must b well obvius but i dun giv a shit. he lookin bit olda, dark round his eys an sum cuts an bruizes on his face, but still well nice. he gotta NUFC footy top on an i can c his arms an chest lookin bigger an i cant wait 2 get im nakid an c wot it underneeth! i asks how he been, but he jus wanna know were da bedroom is, so i leadin da way. den i ask wer he livin now, but he tells me 2 shut up an jus pushes me into da room an on2 da bed, an i dun care, me hart goin like mad an ma cock throbbin at finkin bowt wot he gonna do. all i can fink is i want ben inside me!
i is on ma back on da bed, an ben pulls off his top an showing his top arf wich is fucking ripped! his pecs, abs an arms like bulgin mussles! he grabs hold of ma tracky botoms an yank em down 2 ma ankels. he push ma legs up an hold em so ma nees up 2 ma chest an me arsehole on show. he pressin down on ma thighs an goz down tween ma legs, takin all me bits - me ard cock an ma massiv balls all in his mouf! i can ear im gaggin an feel ma dick end rubbin back of is throat, but he carry on an start suckin ma cock, tho he dun keep ma balls in his mouf, he let em free an starts pullin on em as he suckin. it feel mazin an he real hard suckin, his mouf so tite on ma cock an he movin his hed so fast up an down, it real rubbin ma cock, but feel nice.
he pulls his mouf of me cock an ther a loud poppin noiz. he standin ova me, lookin at me evil like he wanna smack me. he start pullin on his cock real ruff 2 get it proppa hard an wotchin me as he wank. i jus lie ther lookin bak an waitin 4 wot he gonna do next. after a bit he says were is da lube? i point 2 da floor an he picks up da tube. he squerts sum on his fingas an sticks 2 ov em up ma arse, real rammin it like an it make me tense up cos it so cold. he puts sum more up me, then on his dick an holds ma legs down again wiv his hands. he puts end of his dick 2 ma ring an pushs wivout usin his hands an afta forcin it 4 a second it slides in an up an fillin me ars wiv his thick cock. it feel fukin mazin - no geeza eva fuck me like ben.
ben start fuckin me well ard so he slappin in2 ma arse cheeks an ma hed shuntin up n down da bed. his fingaz diggin in2 ma thighs as he pushin down wiv his hands holdin me legs back, but i dont giv a shit, all i feelin is his dick burnin up ma ring! he leans on2 me an thrustin wiv his arse, his dick jabbin ma hole. he shouts out - u fuckin chav! at me. then he stand up str8 again an pulls ma ankels ova his shuldaz an still fukcin ma butt, but fukcin it slo now an pullin all da way owt, then push his dick all way bakc in, til every inch up ma arse, an ben groanin an lookin down at wot his dick doin.
He fucks me like dis 4 ages an i finkin i gonna pass owt from all da plesure! he start 2 get fasta an it feel like we both gettin close, but then da bedroom door opens an karl is back an i aint hear im cum home, an he like 'wot da fuck goin on?' an 'who is dis geeza?' i gess i shuld b feelin bad cos gettin fuckd on karls bed by nuvva lad, but feel awsom gettin court like dat wiv me arse split open an bens dick in me as karl wotchin. ben dont take much notice, jus turn his hed rownd 2 karl an ask if he wanna join in?!! can tell karl is well mad but so in2 ben an his fuckin mazin body an i cant bleev it wen he say ok an ben tell im 2 cum ova an fuck bens crak! ben pulls his trackys down 2 his nees so his sexy arse showin, gets sum more lube on his fingas an shuv it up his arse wile he still inside me, den leans in2 me bit more, sticks his arse up in da air so karl gotta good go at his arsehole.
karl cum ova, pullin his dick owt his trackys an karl gotta fat cock 2. he cum up behind ben an pull bens tracky Bs rite down 2 his ankels an spred bens arse cheeks wide as he can wiv his hands. he dribble sum spit on2 bens ringpeece, den rub it in wiv da tip of his hard cock, an den he's in an ben close his eyes an moan like he well luving as karl push his cock in2 ben. he stop fuckin me 4 a minite as he njoy gettin fuckd imself.
Ben start fuckin me agen, still keepin his eyes shut an rite on top of me, breavin hevy an stickin ma arse like he mean bizniss! i fink karls dick cum owta bens arse few times cos i feel ben flinch as he get jabbd by karl, but it well noisy an swetty an ruff wiv all da fuckin an all r bodies 2getha. ben starts real cryin owt an fuckin ma arse so fast i av 2 hold on 2 da bed an ma ring burnin. he tell karl 2 fuck im ard as he can, an den i can tell ben is cumin, fillin me deep inside.
Ben pushs karl off im an karl not appy cos he wanna cum in ben, but ben tell im 2 finish of in me, an ben tell me 2 turn rownd an get on ma nees, an i get on all 4s so karl can do me doggy. he sticks his dick in me an it go in so EZ afta bens fuck dat i nearly dun feel it, jus well wet down ther. i squeez ma ring so it titer 4 karl an can hear from his mouf he likin it. i start wankin ma cock, wich is big mistake cos i get ther well quick an cant stop meself shootin all ova da bed. karl keep goin an i dun mind cos it still feelin nice evan tho i jus cum. he push me down on2 ma front an fuckin me wiv his nees eetha side of me, fuckin ma butt slow, but ard, an then sudden he shouts 'ah yeah' an eez fillin up ma arse 2, den colapse on2 me.
so i is well full of scally lad cum! an luving it!! ben adda smoke wiv us afta but din say much an din hang abowt afta, but well nice 2 av his cock agen!

Y i aint been posting

reezon i aint been online 4 a bit is cos i been chuckd owta home cos mums geeza walks in on me shaggin karl, well we wernt proppa shaggin but gettin it on an he larfin at 1st sayin he new it i woz a bender an shit, an later he sayin he aint avin no queer in da house, an mums all like well paffetic an not sayin nuffin an hidin behind cunt. i jus leev it an fucks off owt, but cors wen i get bak load of ma stuff is owt on da step an i cant get in cos chain is on an cunt tellin me thru crack in door dat i aint welcom no more, so i tell im fuck of, an thro meself at door an i hear it crak but chain still on so fuck it, grab sum of me stuff an goz 2 ma m8s. i finkin he cant keep chain on all day but wen i goz bak next day cos i kno dey all at work he changd da fuckin lock! major cunt! so i been kippin at karls an mum aint ansering er fone, so aint spoken 2 er, she well owta order. so cos karl aint got broadband i dunno wen i be updatin much at da moment, but keep ya postd. shit happens.